Immigration

[Part Time James]

Odd that being gay is so offensive to some but pretending to be gay is perfectly acceptable.

I used to pretend to be gay because the guy working in Brighton KFC gave me extra chips for free. I only had to suck him off. Win win.

 

[Spindle]

I used to pretend to be gay because the guy working in Brighton KFC gave me extra chips for free. I only had to suck him off. Win win.

Is that how you got free dipping sauce too?

 

[Part Time James]

Is that how you got free dipping sauce too?

I guess if I had been better I might have got a chicken wing. In hindsight I am wondering if I was a bit too straight.

 

[Part Time James]

I still have a great idea about immigration.

We should pass into law that everybody that has vocalised support for illegal immigration on social media will be put onto a list where they could be randomly selected to house an illegal immigrant for the foreseeable future. They would also have to serve 10% of the immigrant's prison sentence if the person committed any crime.

Because, the argument is that they are all welcome, peaceful and law abiding, so it shouldn't be a worry for anyone.

Lots of people on social media championing the small boat crossings I don't think we'd need any HMOs or government funded migrant hotels any more.

 

[Teddy Eagle]

I used to pretend to be gay because the guy working in Brighton KFC gave me extra chips for free. I only had to suck him off. Win win.

And now let's meet that generous employee as our next contestant signs in.

 

[silvertop]

I used to pretend to be gay because the guy working in Brighton KFC gave me extra chips for free. I only had to suck him off. Win win.

Ha

Men who pretend to be gay to get the pretty girls are called fauxmosexual

 

[Teddy Eagle]

Ha

Men who pretend to be gay to get the pretty girls are called fauxmosexual

Better than a FOMOsexual.