Im too tired

We are working on 48 incoming deals, none across the line yet. Fax machine broken down so we may not quite complete any of them, despite wonderful efforts from all concerned.

I have it on good authority that Parrish is on the phone with Curry’s technical support asking for a technician to fix the fax or at least restart the dialup modem.
 
Now that the dust has settled what have we got? A few unknown players have come in, aargh yes Timber, I recognise that name plays for Arsenal, what do you mean we have got his brother?

Well their names sound like they can play a bit, but are they any good, will they fit in with the intensity of Premiership and European football? On the face of it we have got a lot of loanees, but held onto JPM and Sarr! As for JPM we know he is a clown 🤡 and a complete arsehole, but it’s Sarr that we need to look at. Will he sulk and down tools or will he get a second wind and roll his sleeves up and do the job he is paid to do?

My take on it is, Liverpool pulled out of the deal after trying to low ball offer us at 50 million, then when Gapko didn’t make the move to City that was it, end of!
Personally I think he is going to sulk and down tools, he did it at Marseille and they wanted him out of the door. I don’t care what he has done for us so far, to me he is a low life f***ing scum bag and should be cunted off if he pulls on a Palace shirt again. I’m fed up with these wankers who we pay a fortune to watch.

I wish we had taken the 50 million and slammed the door on him!
 
This last minute bullshit is so ridiculous.
Not just us, but all clubs in general.

They have months to scout, plan, court, talk business.... but we still end up with this mad scramble in the final few hours.

It's like fighting over TV's in Asda on Black Friday.....the same TV's that'll be half the price in a couple of weeks.
 
Now that the dust has settled what have we got? A few unknown players have come in, aargh yes Timber, I recognise that name plays for Arsenal, what do you mean we have got his brother?

Well their names sound like they can play a bit, but are they any good, will they fit in with the intensity of Premiership and European football? On the face of it we have got a lot of loanees, but held onto JPM and Sarr! As for JPM we know he is a clown 🤡 and a complete arsehole, but it’s Sarr that we need to look at. Will he sulk and down tools or will he get a second wind and roll his sleeves up and do the job he is paid to do?

My take on it is, Liverpool pulled out of the deal after trying to low ball offer us at 50 million, then when Gapko didn’t make the move to City that was it, end of!
Personally I think he is going to sulk and down tools, he did it at Marseille and they wanted him out of the door. I don’t care what he has done for us so far, to me he is a low life f***ing scum bag and should be cunted off if he pulls on a Palace shirt again. I’m fed up with these wankers who we pay a fortune to watch.

I wish we had taken the 50 million and slammed the door on him!
If he's ever on This is your Life your appearance will wake a few folk up Gary.
 
I have it on good authority that Parrish is on the phone with Curry’s technical support asking for a technician to fix the fax or at least restart the dialup modem.
I believe it caught fire due to Parish/Hobbs continually stuffing more and more random offers in it for players they've never heard of.

If anyone still has a working fax, before you show it on the Antiques Roadshow please contact the Palace Box Office
 
.................. but held onto JPM and Sarr! As for JPM we know he is a clown 🤡 and a complete arsehole, but it’s Sarr that we need to look at. Will he sulk and down tools or will he get a second wind and roll his sleeves up and do the job he is paid to do?
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I don't think they can, they will need to keep themselves in the shop window for the January Sales.

It will also be clearer for Palace if we still need them.
 
Now that the dust has settled what have we got? A few unknown players have come in, aargh yes Timber, I recognise that name plays for Arsenal, what do you mean we have got his brother?

Well their names sound like they can play a bit, but are they any good, will they fit in with the intensity of Premiership and European football? On the face of it we have got a lot of loanees, but held onto JPM and Sarr! As for JPM we know he is a clown 🤡 and a complete arsehole, but it’s Sarr that we need to look at. Will he sulk and down tools or will he get a second wind and roll his sleeves up and do the job he is paid to do?

My take on it is, Liverpool pulled out of the deal after trying to low ball offer us at 50 million, then when Gapko didn’t make the move to City that was it, end of!
Personally I think he is going to sulk and down tools, he did it at Marseille and they wanted him out of the door. I don’t care what he has done for us so far, to me he is a low life f***ing scum bag and should be cunted off if he pulls on a Palace shirt again. I’m fed up with these wankers who we pay a fortune to watch.

I wish we had taken the 50 million and slammed the door on him!

Gary, really enjoying your invective directed at Sarr! Channelling our sense of betrayal.

But I'm more optimistic and hoping he is older and a bit wiser now than Marseille. What options does he have with 3 years on his contract? Hope that by going on strike or playing terribly that Liverpool will be back next year when they really didn't want him that bad this time around

Someone needs to get him to reflect on how badly advised he was.

Liverpool couldn't get Brighton player, Minteh?, so they made a desperate attempt to sign Sarr well under his value. His adviser presumably wanting their cut got him to play along to try and force a move. But totally fantasy with 3 years left. What we'll panic into taking a £20m loss because he's thrown a sulk.

3 years Sarr. 3 Years. You are 28 now. Do the Maths. Get your head sorted and score some goals.
 
All back in training kissing the badge. A bit unfair to Henderson I concede.
I wasn't even necessarily having a dig at them. Mateta maybe. The other two I feel less convinced they pushed for a move. We readily believed a bit of clickbait.

Henderson is my favourite player and I wouldn't have said anything bad about him.
 
We have 10 new players in this window 4 loans, one with obligator to buy, 6 other players at a cost of about 60m euros, with obligation to pay 15m for Osorio at the end of the season, our biggest buy was Khalaili at 24.5m euros, Timber cost 20m.
Outgoings, 5 what you would call squad players, at an price of about 90m euros
all info from Transfermkt, also remember that the Turkish window dosent close until the 12th September
 
Gary, really enjoying your invective directed at Sarr! Channelling our sense of betrayal.

But I'm more optimistic and hoping he is older and a bit wiser now than Marseille. What options does he have with 3 years on his contract? Hope that by going on strike or playing terribly that Liverpool will be back next year when they really didn't want him that bad this time around

Someone needs to get him to reflect on how badly advised he was.

Liverpool couldn't get Brighton player, Minteh?, so they made a desperate attempt to sign Sarr well under his value. His adviser presumably wanting their cut got him to play along to try and force a move. But totally fantasy with 3 years left. What we'll panic into taking a £20m loss because he's thrown a sulk.

3 years Sarr. 3 Years. You are 28 now. Do the Maths. Get your head sorted and score some goals.
I hope you are right, but there is no disguising it here he was manufacturing a move to Liverpool along with his agent. We always put more blame on the agents when these things happen, but we have had this occurring a few times now with other players.
 

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