If you grate cheese on baked beans you're a ...

[ex hibitionist]

I pride myself on being a militant anti-snob. But class sadly does exist, and there are tell tale signs. Petit-bourgeois people pride themselves on their dexterity with chopsticks, the school they went to, and various signs of good taste. I abhor all this, but occasionally plebishness does rear its head. If you drink instant coffee I may reluctantly look down on you, the same with certain brands of draft lager, but you sign yourself as an irredeemable pleb if you consume baked beans with cheese. Utterly disgusting and a giveaway sign to an uneducated palette. If you partake in this gastronomical depravity you have here an opportunity to defend yourself. But to me you are an untouchable - part of the underclass. I make no apologies for this - you are non-U I'm afraid.

 

[Teddy Eagle]

Just call it Haricot cuits au four sur du pan grille avec du fromage rape and tuck in with aplomb. If you haven't got a plomb then forget the whole thing.

 

[ex hibitionist]

Just call it Haricot cuits au four sur du pan grille avec du fromage rape and tuck in with aplomb. If you haven't got a plomb then forget the whole thing.

more like 'fromage a la merde'.

 

[the silurian]

The ONLY way to eat baked beans is WITH GRATED CHEESE!! Beans on their own are disgusting horrible little bastards, but grate some strong English Cheddar into them and a splosh of Worcestershire sauce, they become a culinary delight, eaten at the finest tables.......PS baked beans do not belong on a full English breakfast EVER!!

 

[kingdowieonthewall]

next people will say you cannot have red AND brown sauce in a bacon butty!
We will in oppressive times.

 

[Forest Hillbilly]

Oh Father. I have sinned, since childhood. If I see a plate of beans on toast, I am compelled by the Devil to throw cheese on top and slam in the microwave until melted, and the beans boil.
I pray every day for forgiveness, but i am weak Father.

 

[kingdowieonthewall]

Oh Father. I have sinned, since childhood. If I see a plate of beans on toast, I am compelled by the Devil to throw cheese on top and slam in the microwave until melted, and the beans boil.
I pray every day for forgiveness, but i am weak Father.

with Worcester sauce ?

A good upgrade is pre toast bread, carmalised onion, then melt cheese first.
once melted, bung those well stewed beans on.
🙂

 

[ex hibitionist]

Oh Father. I have sinned, since childhood. If I see a plate of beans on toast, I am compelled by the Devil to throw cheese on top and slam in the microwave until melted, and the beans boil.
I pray every day for forgiveness, but i am weak Father.

your penance is to recite ten Hail Dairies.🙁

 

[ex hibitionist]

with Worcester sauce ?

A good upgrade is pre toast bread, carmalised onion, then melt cheese first.
once melted, bung those well stewed beans on.
🙂

I presume the cheese is cheddar, if it's parmesan you're a pervert, Red Leicester and you face the firing squad. And what a waste of caramelised onion and Worcester Sauce. According to the late Roy Castle the name Worcester Sauce was invented by an Italian, he said "this is the Worcester Sauce I have ever tasted."

 

[ex hibitionist]

The ONLY way to eat baked beans is WITH GRATED CHEESE!! Beans on their own are disgusting horrible little bastards, but grate some strong English Cheddar into them and a splosh of Worcestershire sauce, they become a culinary delight, eaten at the finest tables.......PS baked beans do not belong on a full English breakfast EVER!!

nonsense - add a knob of butter to the saucepan of beans and melt, grind lots of black pepper and add some Encona chile sauce, boil the sh*te out of them so they go sticky and spoon next to some plump saussies and you're in food heaven.

 

[Eagleman13]

Totally agree with the OP. Thankfully i can't have cheese so don't have that worry, tho i do like to occasionally add diced shalots with my beans & add them to my triple cooked chips in a monster sandwich.

 

[Teddy Eagle]

On the grounds that he gets a mention on every other thread, and it's quite apposite anyway, should this concoction henceforth be known as Beans a la Trump?

 

[samprior]

Sign me up to the underclass.

Baked beans, two slices of toast, loads of grated cheese, Worcester sauce and a massive dollop of mayonnaise and ketchup on the side.

Delicious.

And if I've got the time scrambled egg, avocado, sweet chilli sauce, halloumi then some fried onions and mushrooms.

Double delicious.

 

[BromleyMonkey]

While we’re on the subject, If you think Heinz baked beans are the best you are most definitely wrong, they’re one of the most overrated watery tasteless brands you can get.
Morrisons own brand are so much better.

 

[HeathMan]

I have been living a sheltered life

 

[ex hibitionist]

I have been living a sheltered life

you're being evasive, does this mean cheese or no cheese?

 

[Stirlingsays]

I pride myself on being a militant anti-snob. But class sadly does exist, and there are tell tale signs. Petit-bourgeois people pride themselves on their dexterity with chopsticks, the school they went to, and various signs of good taste. I abhor all this, but occasionally plebishness does rear its head. If you drink instant coffee I may reluctantly look down on you, the same with certain brands of draft lager, but you sign yourself as an irredeemable pleb if you consume baked beans with cheese. Utterly disgusting and a giveaway sign to an uneducated palette. If you partake in this gastronomical depravity you have here an opportunity to defend yourself. But to me you are an untouchable - part of the underclass. I make no apologies for this - you are non-U I'm afraid.

I'll have to disappoint you on this one.

Cheesy beans on toast for the win!

You can take the boy out of the council estate but you can't take the cheese off the beans!

Storm the barricades!

 

[kingdowieonthewall]

I presume the cheese is cheddar, if it's parmesan you're a pervert, Red Leicester and you face the firing squad. And what a waste of caramelised onion and Worcester Sauce. According to the late Roy Castle the name Worcester Sauce was invented by an Italian, he said "this is the Worcester Sauce I have ever tasted."

strong cheddar.
really works with the onion.
(luddite..🙂)

 

[kingdowieonthewall]

While we’re on the subject, If you think Heinz baked beans are the best you are most definitely wrong, they’re one of the most overrated watery tasteless brands you can get.
Morrisons own brand are so much better.

branston beans.
prefer them over cooked / stewed.

 

[BromleyMonkey]

branston beans.
prefer them over cooked / stewed.

Yes they’re decent, in fact most brands are better than Heinz