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[Rudi Hedman]

Billionaire socialite Jocelyn Wildenstein who has been dubbed ‘Catwoman’ for her multiple plastic surgeries steps out in Paris.

🎥 @Alphafox78

pic.twitter.com/E8AwXK0qmn

— Oli London (@OliLondonTV) October 19, 2024

 

[kingdowieonthewall]

Billionaire socialite Jocelyn Wildenstein who has been dubbed ‘Catwoman’ for her multiple plastic surgeries steps out in Paris.

🎥 @Alphafox78

pic.twitter.com/E8AwXK0qmn

— Oli London (@OliLondonTV) October 19, 2024

bizarre.
why do people f*** with themselves like this?
too much time and money i guess.

 

[Spiderman]

A California driver identifies as a cat.
Gets funnier the longer you watch pic.twitter.com/tUGrtzs9Q4

— sonofabench (@therealmrbench) October 20, 2024

 

[Spiderman]

bizarre.
why do people f*** with themselves like this?
too much time and money i guess.

To improve their looks, obviously 😂

 

[Stirlingsays]

bizarre.
why do people f*** with themselves like this?
too much time and money i guess.

At least you don't have to worry about mice around the house I suppose.

 

[Stirlingsays]

She was too old for Dicaprio anyway.

Exactly pic.twitter.com/KH5mE9PEKH

— Abe Lopez, Author (@AbeLopezAuthor) November 30, 2024

 

[Badger11]

She was too old for Dicaprio anyway.

Exactly pic.twitter.com/KH5mE9PEKH

— Abe Lopez, Author (@AbeLopezAuthor) November 30, 2024

Kate is younger than he is.

 

[Stirlingsays]

A man's best....nom nom nom.

Experts: Dobermann is a loyal and brave dog

Dobermann:pic.twitter.com/AC0TQ2WjVR

— Dr. Eli David (@DrEliDavid) December 5, 2024

 

[Rudi Hedman]

Kate is younger than he is.

Dicaprio keeps getting young women and dumping them, to move onto another young woman. All of them in great shape while his body looks like he’s living off fast food and beer.

 

[Spiderman]

Dicaprio keeps getting young women and dumping them, to move onto another young woman. All of them in great shape while his body looks like he’s living off fast food and beer.

Hasn’t worked for me! 😂

 

[Stirlingsays]

Hasn’t worked for me! 😂

I always operated on the 1 in 10 principle.

Just ask 10 women out in the sure knowledge that one of them would have such bad eyesight that I got lucky.

 

[Stirlingsays]

The unbearable lightness of being.....woof.

 

[Badger11]

The unbearable lightness of being.....woof.

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Sent it to my sister in law, she replied that my brother didn't get it, then again he thinks Aristotle is a ninja turtle. 😀

 

[Stirlingsays]

Less of a hall pass, more of a mortuary pass...

What would to do in this situation? pic.twitter.com/fGlqX1jEWu

— Women Being Awful (@WomenBeingAwful) December 16, 2024

 

[Stirlingsays]

The Japanese equivalent of 'peter parker picked a peck of pickled peppers'.

 

[Stirlingsays]

The years of drugs, oil, midget sex and rock n roll engine parts took their toll.

 

[Stirlingsays]

The way to a man's heart is through his stomach......but if they just went straight to the knob there's few complaints.

 

[Rudi Hedman]

The way to a man's heart is through his stomach......but if they just went straight to the knob there's few complaints.

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‘Feed the pony’

 

[Stirlingsays]

‘Feed the pony’

Otherwise it's a mare.

 

[Stirlingsays]

You can't really argue with the logic.