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kingdowieonthewall
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England
bizarre.
why do people f*** with themselves like this?
too much time and money i guess.
To improve their looks, obviously 😂
Stirlingsays
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England
At least you don't have to worry about mice around the house I suppose.
Stirlingsays
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She was too old for Dicaprio anyway.
Kate is younger than he is.
Stirlingsays
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A man's best....nom nom nom.
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- Caterham
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England
Dicaprio keeps getting young women and dumping them, to move onto another young woman. All of them in great shape while his body looks like he’s living off fast food and beer.
Hasn’t worked for me! 😂
Stirlingsays
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I always operated on the 1 in 10 principle.
Just ask 10 women out in the sure knowledge that one of them would have such bad eyesight that I got lucky.
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The unbearable lightness of being.....woof.
Sent it to my sister in law, she replied that my brother didn't get it, then again he thinks Aristotle is a ninja turtle. 😀
Stirlingsays
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Less of a hall pass, more of a mortuary pass...
Stirlingsays
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The Japanese equivalent of 'peter parker picked a peck of pickled peppers'.
Stirlingsays
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The years of drugs, oil, midget sex and rock n roll engine parts took their toll.
Stirlingsays
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The way to a man's heart is through his stomach......but if they just went straight to the knob there's few complaints.
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- Caterham
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England
‘Feed the pony’
Stirlingsays
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Otherwise it's a mare.
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You can't really argue with the logic.