Stirlingsays
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England
In Maine a man's wife was missing and presumed to have drowned. The man was waiting at home for any news about her whereabouts. There was a knock on his door, and when he answered it was the Maine State Police. They told him they had good news and bad news; what did he want to hear first? The man says, “Give me the bad news first.”. The State Trooper says, “We found your wife's body in the harbor. When we pulled her up she had three 5 pound lobsters attached to her body “. The man replied, “ what's the good news?”. The Trooper says, “We're going to pull her up again in the morning."