Dumb Movie Plots

[Rudi Hedman]

But why would the Germans care who played against them? A clueless goalkeeper would be right up their strasse.

The whole point was that it was supposed to be the best of Europe beaten by the German team. Not people who didn’t even know football existed.

 

[Teddy Eagle]

The whole point was that it was supposed to be the best of Europe beaten by the German team. Not people who didn’t even know football existed.

So these were ethical Nazis. Not much if incentive to win when you'll probably get taken off and shot at full time.

 

[Rudi Hedman]

So these were ethical Nazis. Not much if incentive to win when you'll probably get taken off and shot at full time.

They probably knew the match was going to be fixed by the referee. Didn’t you notice the fouling? Mind you, I’ve played against European teams at schoolboy level and they’re taught the dark arts, or they were and we weren’t.

 

[Teddy Eagle]

They probably knew the match was going to be fixed by the referee. Didn’t you notice the fouling? Mind you, I’ve played against European teams at schoolboy level and they’re taught the dark arts, or they were and we weren’t.

Yes, indeed. Those heavily bearded "12 year olds" who drove their own cars to the match.