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Crashing Bores

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PalazioVecchio

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1. Simon Reeve, new series on Scandinavia. Just like every other series he has recently done. Diddly-squat to do with the country he visits. Preachy. Everything to do with boring us like a broken record.

2. David Attenborough ... used to be good. Now good for your insomnia problems.

3. Gerry Adams..........has made a career on the gravy train, for a lifetime, by spurting out the same five or six soundbites to journalists.

4. Alan Shearer, i reckon he broke all those striker-records by talking to defenders and putting them to sleep.

What other Crashing Bores ?
 
Pep Guardiola.
Never happy win lose or draw, patronising to every team he plays and the manners of a farm yard pig.
Same every week without fail and now as boring as they come.
 
Everyone and their weird cat seems to love Brian Cox.

I'm sure he's a nice guy.....but I find him just so incredibly boring.

As soon as he starts talking in that languid lazy style of his I just get an urge to marry a pair of earplugs.
 
1. Gary Lineker.
I really hope he decides to broaden his career by appearing on Question Time, LBC or some other political show so we can have the benefit of his wisdom.

2. Any Other Preachy Celeb
Bono, Emma Thompson etc.

3. David and Victoria Beckham
They deserves a special mention. Two useless celebs who actually do nothing but pose for photos.

4. Meghan Markle
Enough said.
 
My father-in-law.
People tend to get up and leave the room mid conversation. But he ploughs on with whoever else is in the room until sometimes 4 or 5 people have each heard a different bit of his story.
Highlights are usually his health issues or which colour bin is due this week.
I've never known someone who can pin you to the wall with a torrent of boring stories.
I nearly fell asleep just typing that.
 
Pikester said:
My father-in-law.
People tend to get up and leave the room mid conversation. But he ploughs on with whoever else is in the room until sometimes 4 or 5 people have each heard a different bit of his story.
Highlights are usually his health issues or which colour bin is due this week.
I've never known someone who can pin you to the wall with a torrent of boring stories.
I nearly fell asleep just typing that.
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Croydon have changed the dates for my bin collections - it seems that there may still be hope for me.
 
I find Katie Price boring. Not what she says (not even sure if she's capable of human communication) but just the upgrade and downgrades of her plastic knockers.

Although all of these celebs are only annoying because the media gives them oxygen, but I am fed up of notifications about her latest facelift, breast resize or whatever orange nancy boy she's lured into her crusty cavern.
 
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