Crashing Bores

[Part Time James]

Jools Holland

Emma Watson

I knew a girl whose Dad was a sound engineer at Glastonbury festival (and other events) so she got to go back stage and meet 'celebs'. She said Jools Holland was an arrogant pr*ck the whole time. Eventually he did ask her "would you like an autograph?" and she said "no, not really".

 

[Teddy Eagle]

I knew a girl whose Dad was a sound engineer at Glastonbury festival (and other events) so she got to go back stage and meet 'celebs'. She said Jools Holland was an arrogant pr*ck the whole time. Eventually he did ask her "would you like an autograph?" and she said "no, not really".

Back when collecting footballer's autographs was a big deal there were a few moody individuals - Alan Clarke springs to mind, who wouldn't sign. A favourite response was, "Go on. I only need another 4 of yours to swap for one of John Craven's (or whoever).