Best and worst biscuit?

[ASCPFC]

McVities did/do them, possibly Sainsburys. My missus just gets normal ginger nut biscuits & melts some milk chocolate/buttons & lets them cool down 😛

Heard you like some melted chocolate on your nuts.

 

[Stirlingsays]

At last a proper thread to munch on.

 

[Stirlingsays]

Beat me to it.

Delicious, but...

10 minutes picking the sticky mess out of my teeth. Detracts from all the pleasure.

Sounds like a night with a Newcastle lass.

 

[Palace Old Geezer]

Apologies for veering off topic but anyone visiting Scotland should treat Tablet with extreme caution. It's quite like fudge but is made of butter, sugar and condensed milk. It's the sweetest thing ever - instant diabetes for the uninitiated. One bite and your teeth start sizzling.

Can't say I've experienced sizzling teeth although I do remember Tommy Cooper's used to itch.

 

[Teddy Eagle]

Sounds like a night with a Newcastle lass.

Guehi has heard that too.

 

[BromleyMonkey]

McVities did/do them, possibly Sainsburys. My missus just gets normal ginger nut biscuits & melts some milk chocolate/buttons & lets them cool down 😛

Cheers mate, I’ll have a look to see if Morrisons do them, otherwise might be a trip to Sainsbury’s

Your wife sounds like a wonderful woman, the way to a man’s heart 😀

 

[Eagleman13]

Heard you like some melted chocolate on your nuts.

But but but, i've got dark(grey) hair not ginger 😉

What's BromleyMonkey been saying, it's a lie(ish) 🙂

 

[ASCPFC]

But but but, i've got dark(grey) hair not ginger 😉

What's BromleyMonkey been saying, it's a lie(ish) 🙂

I might accuse you of a lot of things, but mate I'd never accuse you of being a ginger.

 

[Pete53]

Apologies for veering off topic but anyone visiting Scotland should treat Tablet with extreme caution. It's quite like fudge but is made of butter, sugar and condensed milk. It's the sweetest thing ever - instant diabetes for the uninitiated. One bite and your teeth start sizzling.

Ive been to Scotland about 5 times in the last 2 years and have sampled said tablets. Yes sweet , but go well with a strong espresso at the end of a meal.

 

[ASCPFC]

Ive been to Scotland about 5 times in the last 2 years and have sampled said tablets. Yes sweet , but go well with a strong espresso at the end of a meal.

Are you trying to tell me that they have espresso in Scotland now? And it's not deep fried? It's a "what the f***" moment.

 

[Stirlingsays]

Guehi has heard that too.

I thought he was just trying to avoid cans of lager and bucket of chicken from Gazza.

 

[Teddy Eagle]

Ive been to Scotland about 5 times in the last 2 years and have sampled said tablets. Yes sweet , but go well with a strong espresso at the end of a meal.

Fair play but that combo would have my heart going like The Flight of the Bumblebee played by Keith Moon.

 

[Pete53]

Best - either plain choc digestive or all butter shortbread
Worst - either Rich Tea or Iced Rings

 

[ASCPFC]

Best - either plain choc digestive or all butter shortbread
Worst - either Rich Tea or Iced Rings

I don't like it when the toilet seat is really cold either.

 

[kingdowieonthewall]

what about the original Jacobs club biscuits, orange flavour.
used to be seriously chunk, now a sad reflection of its 70s glory.

 

[Stirlingsays]

I just have to go AA on biscuits.....Anytime, Anywhere.

Seriously I like them too much....I'd even munch through rich tea.

I can't do moderation very well so I just go cold hobnob.

 

[ASCPFC]

what about the original Jacobs club biscuits, orange flavour.
used to be seriously chunk, now a sad reflection of its 70s glory.

I bought a pack recently and all the orange filling was missing - except for a small blob in the middle. I may as well have eaten air.
I also bought a multi pack of Kit Kats last year - no wafer at all. Just pure chocolate. I mean it sounds alright but it's nestle chocolate - although Cadbury tastes like s*** now anyhow. The horror.

 

[Teddy Eagle]

what about the original Jacobs club biscuits, orange flavour.
used to be seriously chunk, now a sad reflection of its 70s glory.

Graeme Garden on I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue.
Complete this advertising slogan -
"If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit..."
"Join the Euphemism Society".

 

[ASCPFC]

I just have to go AA on biscuits.....Anytime, Anywhere.

Seriously I like them too much....I'd even munch through rich tea.

I can't do moderation very well so I just go cold hobnob.

It's the bane of every teacher Stirling. Remember the staffroom. We're all like it. Except the trendy new ones with their salads. Mark my words - one day they'll be overweight and in their fifties too.

 

[kingdowieonthewall]

It's the bane of every teacher Stirling. Remember the staffroom. We're all like it. Except the trendy new ones with their salads. Mark my words - one day they'll be overweight and in their fifties too.

1 million calories per biscuit...