Anyone Fancy a Pint?

It's a terrible idea. And I love eight pints as much as anyone, and it's a terrible idea.

You can finish your pint ten minutes before kick-off; you can be back in the boozer ten minutes after full-time. You can even buy some poor quality fizzy stuff at half-time. There is no requirement for people to be drinking while the game is going on, throwing it everywhere, getting up, sitting down, wasting the watching-football time.

It will never happen.
 
I only drink to excess :drunk:
It's what excess is for. You're not really drunk until you've had a rush of floor to the head and you can't lie on it without holding on. As W.C. Fields observed - Never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.
 

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