Palace Summer 2026 transfers?

[Stirlingsays]

Charlie Cresswell is known for being vocal on the pitch and taking leadership roles on his shoulders.
I recall his father Richard Cresswell 'Plying his trade' as a striker at numerous clubs.

I remember his Grandfather Garden Cress.

Used to make strangely tasteless sandwiches.

 

[Teddy Eagle]

I remember his Grandfather Garden Cress.

Used to make strangely tasteless sandwiches.

Wasn't his name Walter?

 

[Badger11]

I remember his Grandfather Garden Cress.

Used to make strangely tasteless sandwiches.

Yup what was that about?

Cucumber sandwiches was another, watery and no taste.

Maybe we should start another thread about foods we ate growing up which now don't make sense.

 

[Willo]

Yup what was that about?

Cucumber sandwiches was another, watery and no taste.

Maybe we should start another thread about foods we ate growing up which now don't make sense.

I have not heard of any interest in Dean Gerken or Barry Venison.
😛

 

[BromleyMonkey]

I have not heard of any interest in Dean Gerken or Barry Venison.
😛

But Jean-Phillipe Meateater is definitely on his way out 🤣

 

[Willo]

But Jean-Phillipe Meateater is definitely on his way out 🤣

🤣 👍

I am certainly not expecting him to experience the Selhurst Park 'Pressure cooker' next season, wearing our colours.

 

[BromleyMonkey]

🤣 👍

I am certainly not expecting him to experience the Selhurst Park 'Pressure cooker' next season, wearing our colours.

I would ‘steak’ a lot of money on you being right

 

[Stirlingsays]

Yup what was that about?

Cucumber sandwiches was another, watery and no taste.

Maybe we should start another thread about foods we ate growing up which now don't make sense.

Mild cheese.

I mean....what's the point?

It bends more than strong cheese.....which I regard as proof of it's inherent moral weakness.

When it's in your mouth it just exists without really expressing anything.....like some guy at work who was always there but you never spoke to.

 

[Teddy Eagle]

Mild cheese.

I mean....what's the point?

It bends more than strong cheese.....which I regard as proof of it's inherent moral weakness.

When it's in your mouth it just exists without really expressing anything.....like some guy at work who was always there but you never spoke to.

Hard to speak with your mouth full like that though.

 

[Stirlingsays]

Hard to speak with your mouth full like that though.

The least he could do was get you a coffee first.

 

[Teddy Eagle]

The least he could do was get you a coffee first.

And after.

 

[Stirlingsays]

And after.

Two coffees, mild cheese and a morning sausage roll.

Not a particularly healthy breakfast.