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Harry Redknapp on how he missed out on signing Ian Wright and signed Carl Richards instead:
“I bought Carl for £10,000, went to pick him up from Enfield and while he went in to say goodbye to his manager, he left me with his mate.”“‘What are you signing him for? I’ve got 26 goals this season, he’s only got 12. I’m different class than him. Why don’t you sign me?”“I was worried. ‘I can’t buy you, I’m buying him,’ I told Carl’s mate, ‘but I’ll keep an eye out for you, don’t worry.”“So we took Carl and he was absolutely useless. He could run, but that was about it. We played about six games, but couldn’t win one. Carl was terrible.”“After about four games of this, he came to see me. ‘I’ve got a mate,’ he said. ‘He was asking if he could have a trial. He’s a striker, like me.’“‘And is he as good as you, Carl?’ I asked, suspiciously. ‘No, he’s not as good as me,’ he said, ‘but he’s decent.’“‘Well, tell him not to f***ing bother then,’ I snapped, and that was the end of it.”