What's your reason for posting comments on holmesdale.net.

[Forest Hillbilly]

Using internet is a privilege that i had to earn over a couple of years of good behaviour

 

[Lombardinho]

To spread propaganda.
I'm actually a Russian bot.

Those Russians have the best bots.

 

[Lombardinho]

most carbon-based life-forms in my vicinity do not listen to me. Even the dog.

HOL gives me an opportunity to vent steam, give out, and to pretend that anybody gives a flying fv.ck about my right-wing opinions (they don't ). I am old and wise enough to know how unimportant my opinions are - People only call me 'sir' when i am spending money - but i guess they will call me sir if i ever get arrested.

But my choice is either a) give vent on HOL or b) sit at the bus stop ranting like a loon. At least the feckers on here can understand the English language.

Also, while living in ireland, my pathological dislike of Brighton is unintelligible to the ManUre/Liverpool/Everton supporting locals. You guys get it.

SIR means Slave I Remain

 

[BromleyMonkey]

Those Russians have the best bots.

You’ve been watching the women’s tennis again 🤣

 

[beak]

I do it because I'm cool.

Otherwise known as tepid. 😉

 

[ex hibitionist]

For avoidance of doubt I am not engaging in rhetorical grandstanding or magniloquence.
Whilst on HOL, and indeed away from this cherished site, I have been known for florid articulation, I am just a humble gentleman far removed from being a vainglorious chappie.I certainly have no ego sprouting as rapidly as 'Clematis Montana'.
In the final analysis I am infinitesimal and bow down to those who grace HOL with their knowledge and sagacity.

that's very kind but there's no need to bow down to me, I come on here to keep up to date, garner amusement, and exercise my gigantic ego whilst keeping away from people in the real world.

 

[Dogburger]

Its a connection for me of a past life ,and a chance to vent without the Mrs saying talk to someone who cares

Thanks for being there guys

 

[Stirlingsays]

I came here for the hot horny women.

It's been 17 years, one's bound to turn up.

 

[Teddy Eagle]

I came here for the hot horny women.

It's been 17 years, one's bound to turn up.

Long as it's not her nose she turns up.

 

[Stirlingsays]

Long as it's not her nose she turns up.

Hopefully the rest of her body turns up as well.

Once briefly dated a Portuguese cleaner who had a limp, she had two toes missing.....the shag was a bit uneven as well.

 

[Willo]

Hopefully the rest of her body turns up as well.

Once briefly dated a Portuguese cleaner who had a limp, she had two toes missing.....the shag was a bit uneven as well.

A cleaner in Portuguese is a 'Limpador'.
👍

 

[Mattconrov]

A cleaner in Portuguese is a 'Limpador'.
👍

Very good, you are something else. Lol

 

[Teddy Eagle]

A cleaner in Portuguese is a 'Limpador'.
👍

The ex-Arsenal winger? Thought he was Swedish.

 

[Mattconrov]

The ex-Arsenal winger? Thought he was Swedish.

Around the time of anders limpar, my pet dogs back leg went

My dad used to call her anders limphard.

I found it funny.

 

[Part Time James]

Whenever I walk down the street and see someone in some Palace merchandise we respectfully say "Eagles" as we pass and walk away thinking "what a good person they were, a Palace fan, I hope they have a wonderful day".

I come on this site to remind myself they still could have been a total pr*ck.

 

[Part Time James]

I came here for the hot horny women.

It's been 17 years, one's bound to turn up.

I imagine if she did appear one day it'd be like someone chucking bird seed down in Trafalgar Square... obviously if pigeons were rotund, impotent and full of talk.

 

[BromleyMonkey]

I came here for the hot horny women.

It's been 17 years, one's bound to turn up.

There has been a few in the past, but once they get a barrage of private messages from the Randy gits on here, they soon disappear 🤣

apparently 😇😃

 

[chris123]

I refuse to join any board that would have me as a member

 

[Willo]

I refuse to join any board that would have me as a member

Groucho, I tip my tasselled tarboosh.

 

[ASCPFC]

Hopefully the rest of her body turns up as well.

Once briefly dated a Portuguese cleaner who had a limp, she had two toes missing.....the shag was a bit uneven as well.

It's where they were that bothers me.