What's your reason for posting comments on holmesdale.net.

[BromleyMonkey]

Hopefully the rest of her body turns up as well.

Once briefly dated a Portuguese cleaner who had a limp, she had two toes missing.....the shag was a bit uneven as well.

I actually did go out with a Scottish girl before I met Mrs monkey, who had one leg longer than the other and had a serious limp. Attractive girl, but once my football team and my dad started slaughtering me over it, she had to go🤣 poor lass, she’d been in a car accident

 

[Willo]

Over the years that I have been privileged to be a part of the esteemed HOL, some views have been antithetical to mine with the debates, in turns, pulsating and saccharine.
Indeed I have faced shot and shell, lexical fireworks aimed in my direction, but I have always sought to argue my corner with dignity and free of personal slurs.
In the final analysis the smorgasbord of opinions all add to the rich tapestry of HOL and I trust that the positive 'Direction of travel' will continue long after I make the decision either to disappear into the ether or I face the 'Pearly Gates' whichever is the sooner.

 

[Racehorse-80s]

To catch up with those banned from the other site ..

 

[Stirlingsays]

There has been a few in the past, but once they get a barrage of private messages from the Randy gits on here, they soon disappear 🤣

apparently 😇😃

Out horny-ed.

 

[Stirlingsays]

I actually did go out with a Scottish girl before I met Mrs monkey, who had one leg longer than the other and had a serious limp. Attractive girl, but once my football team and my dad started slaughtering me over it, she had to go🤣 poor lass, she’d been in a car accident

Long legs on a bird are great.

One long leg......that's fecking weird.

Are you sure you weren't shagging an attractive Long John Silver?

Trying to imagine an attractive female Long John Silver.

 

[PalazioVecchio]

Once briefly dated a Portuguese cleaner...............

"you ever visited Latin America, its the sh1.thole of the World. Filthy dirty. And then i wonder why. Of course, now i know. We got all their cleaning ladies " Jackie Mason

 

[Teddy Eagle]

I actually did go out with a Scottish girl before I met Mrs monkey, who had one leg longer than the other and had a serious limp. Attractive girl, but once my football team and my dad started slaughtering me over it, she had to go🤣 poor lass, she’d been in a car accident

Heard about a bloke with a similar problem - his different length legs made his had wobble when he walked so his workmates called him The Sniper's Nightmare.

 

[georgenorman]

Often to counteract Wisbech Eagle's nonsense.

 

[georgenorman]

I’ve spent more time on the politics forum which seems to be a place where people wind up and insult each other quite a lot and the political debate is quite narrow. It’s very different from BBS where there is less insulting and more debating, and where the political standpoint of the fans is more left wing.

As in more left wing than Joseph Stalin?

 

[BromleyMonkey]

Long legs on a bird are great.

One long leg......that's fecking weird.

Are you sure you weren't shagging an attractive Long John Silver?

Trying to imagine an attractive female Long John Silver.

I wondered what her parrot was all about🤣

 

[Stirlingsays]

I wondered what her parrot was all about🤣

I teed that one up didn't I?

 

[BromleyMonkey]

I teed that one up didn't I?

Shiver me timbers, you certainly did 🤣

 

[kingdowieonthewall]

being a man of good taste and lover of fine things, I often feel compelled to visit to partake of the sparking wit and general camaraderie.
When im feeling down & troubled, I need only follow some of our left wing HOL chums to instantly cheer myself up and know that all is well.
I also enjoy posting utter tripe.

 

[Part Time James]

Over the years that I have been privileged to be a part of the esteemed HOL, some views have been antithetical to mine with the debates, in turns, pulsating and saccharine.
Indeed I have faced shot and shell, lexical fireworks aimed in my direction, but I have always sought to argue my corner with dignity and free of personal slurs.
In the final analysis the smorgasbord of opinions all add to the rich tapestry of HOL and I trust that the positive 'Direction of travel' will continue long after I make the decision either to disappear into the ether or I face the 'Pearly Gates' whichever is the sooner.

How has this talk worked with the randy girls that have apparently been on this forum? Only asking because "show us your knockers" hasn't worked...erm...for my friend.

 

[Part Time James]

I wondered what her parrot was all about🤣

I didn't even know she had a parrot but someone told me she'd had a cockatoo in her time.

 

[Part Time James]

I actually did go out with a Scottish girl before I met Mrs monkey, who had one leg longer than the other and had a serious limp. Attractive girl, but once my football team and my dad started slaughtering me over it, she had to go🤣 poor lass, she’d been in a car accident

Was the car accident before or after you chucked her? Just wondering if it was a heroic attempt to correct her own limp and avoid expensive limp correcting surgery.