Winter Transfer Window 2026

[Mystic Smeg]

Still worth a try - doesn't mean anyone else will notice.

So long as the ref doesn't notice, and most of them wouldn't, we'll keep schtum

 

[ASCPFC]

https://twitter.com/x/status/2018991097977180521

Players will do literally anything to not sign for West Ham.

 

[Teddy Eagle]

Players will do literally anything to not sign for West Ham.

RuPaul was a promising striker until they tried to sign him and he took a career swerve.