Jørgen Strand Larsen

Unavailable these days. And they were the only thing that worked. Presuhttps://www.reddit.com/r/soccer/comments/1qjzyxf/crystal_palace_a_heros_welcome_for_isma%C3%AFla_sarr/mably why they got rid of them. Too effective.
As previously noted though the tin was a bit confusing -
For a refreshing drink add 1 or 2 spoons full to a glass of water.
As a laxative add 1 or 2 spoons full to a glass of water.
If you wanted one and got the other it's efficacy wasn't such a boon.
 

Wonder what it was?

The fact that they want 40m is laughable. Naturally its going to be influenced by Newcastles bid, but they had 100 odd mill of Isak money and needed a striker asap. Wolves were stupid not to take that offer.

If they paid 23m for him we shouldn't be going in for anything over 30. He's only really had 2 decent goal scoring seasons, and has been pretty poor this season.
 
Leeds wanted to pay £33m+£6m for this pile of shite? And they REJECTED IT!!!! 🤣

They're going straight down and he won't stay so they'll be getting rid quickly for a fraction of that.
Could be like the man who had an ar$ehole transplant and the ar$ehole rejected him.
 
If we were ever interested.
well we've been linked with him for weeks via a number of news outlets, albeit not the main ones, and we will clearly need a striker if JP was to leave.

It's pretty obvious it's more than clickbait, however, can't see us paying £40m and nor should we.
 
Any time we're rumoured to be spend big on a striker I get extremely nervous as it more often than not doesn't really work out

Benteke, Nketiah, Sorloth, Kuqi, Akinbiyi... 😉

My honest opinion is if you invest in quality in the positions providing for the striker then a slightly above average striker can do a very decent job (i.e Mateta when he had Olise, Eze, Sarr, Munoz etc all on fire behind him).

If we were to sell Mateta for 40m instead of spunking it all on Strand- Larsen, I'd feel much more comfortable getting more creative players Smit, Cherif etc and riding out the season with Uche up top.
 
A big no from me.
Even his highlight reel is uninspiring.
 
Larsen is a very similar player to Mateta. That is not necessarily a good thing.

Surely we’d be better with either Johnson or Sarr at centre forward and Pino making up the front 3. We’d still have Drakes-Thomas and Uche as replacements. I just can’t see Sarr missing as many chances as Mateta.

I’d rather do that and get rid of Glasner, putting the money aside for the new manager.
 
As previously noted though the tin was a bit confusing -
For a refreshing drink add 1 or 2 spoons full to a glass of water.
As a laxative add 1 or 2 spoons full to a glass of water.
If you wanted one and got the other it's efficacy wasn't such a boon.
Not so sure, the sh1t got it all out too. You definitely felt better. I was kind of suspicious how it worked, however. Can't imagine it was that good for you.
 

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