Jørgen Strand Larsen

[Spindle]

He also misses a lot so yes, a direct replacement

 

[Casual]

Wolves will only be buying anyone with any money raised from sales.

Wolves will not accept a £20 Mill bid for Strand Larsen.

 

[Lanzo-Ad]

Lets all go down the Strand, have a banana.

 

[EagleinSF]

Lets all go down the Strand, have a banana.

I went to Strand Grammar back in the day, before it joined with Dick Shepard (for those that remember waaaay back)

 

[Teddy Eagle]

Lets all go down the Strand, have a banana.

Little sister Lily is a whore in Piccadilly
Mother keeps a brothel in the Strand

Better leave out what father does round the Elephant & Castle.

 

[beak]

Little sister Lily is a whore in Piccadilly
Mother keeps a brothel in the Strand

Better leave out what father does round the Elephant & Castle.

Not the Stanley Holloway version then.

 

[Teddy Eagle]

Not the Stanley Holloway version then.

It's in the outtakes. Along with his version of If You Won't Fvck Me, Fvck Off. He got in a LOT of trouble.

 

[briandavis]

I went to Strand Grammar back in the day, before it joined with Dick Shepard (for those that remember waaaay back)

Me too, for what it's worth. What years were you at the school?

 

[beak]

It's in the outtakes. Along with his version of If You Won't Fvck Me, Fvck Off. He got in a LOT of trouble.

Sent to Holloway?

 

[Teddy Eagle]

Sent to Holloway?

He was. Only in for a month but had a whale of a time, albeit with some serious chafing involved.

 

[Runningman]

It's in the outtakes. Along with his version of If You Won't Fvck Me, Fvck Off. He got in a LOT of trouble.

Was that a cover of the Wayne County song ?

 

[Teddy Eagle]

Was that a cover of the Wayne County song ?

Unless Wayne & the Electric Chairs covered his original version.

 

[beak]

He was. Only in for a month but had a whale of a time, albeit with some serious chafing involved.

That was never mentioned in"
This is Your Life"! 😱

 

[Teddy Eagle]

That was never mentioned in"
This is Your Life"! 😱

It was all in the red book though. Eamon Andrews passed out when he looked inside that.

 

[beak]

It was all in the red book though. Eamon Andrews passed out when he looked inside that.

He must have needed Andrews Liver Salts!

 

[Teddy Eagle]

He must have needed Andrews Liver Salts!

A liver transplant wouldn't have helped.

 

[ASCPFC]

He must have needed Andrews Liver Salts!

Unavailable these days. And they were the only thing that worked. Presumably why they got rid of them. Too effective.

 

[Adrift]

If we get Strand Larsen as replacement for Mateta for the same money is it a good deal or not?

Same money would be excellent as he'd be coming probably on a 5yr contract as opposed to the 1yr and a bit we have on Mateta. Not sure how the wages would go.
They have very similar stats and Mateta doesn't want to be here.

 

[Lanzo-Ad]

Underneath the arches, Doing the Lambeth walk, not Croydon by Captain sensible

 

[beak]

Same money would be excellent as he'd be coming probably on a 5yr contract as opposed to the 1yr and a bit we have on Mateta. Not sure how the wages would go.
They have very similar stats and Mateta doesn't want to be here.

We would probably offer more than Wolves will pay him in the Championship.Plus we will offer premiership football.