Part Time James
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Ever think you've done enough worshipping? Think again.
When Your Prayers Aren't Enough
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ASCPFC
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They weren't insured for acts of God.
Part Time James
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I am not laughing at the guy dying but this comment...
ASCPFC
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He's in a better place.
StandbyPalace
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Was it a sign?
ASCPFC
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Ireland
It's a shame people are killed/ injured but there's a lot of material there. Too much apparently. I'm holding it back.
Part Time James
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To be fair, last laugh's on him. He's got somewhere to go despite being dead. Not me. I'm going to be eaten by worms.
ASCPFC
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I pay for my grey bin and I'm bloody well going to get my money's worth. I think we can safely say that it's unlikely God is a Palace fan. So he can do one. At least we can be fairly sure he's not Brighton. But Liverpool/ Man U - glory hunter? Come on!
Part Time James
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A Palace fan informed us that God is a DJ.
Still to be confirmed.
What's the grey bin for? Do I infer it's for human flesh? We just have food, recycling and landfill. Not that I care which I end up in but if there's a dedicated service to help the bin men with my disposal then I might ring the council for the flesh bin.
StandbyPalace
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England
Youll be fine just have your electric cattle prodder with you when you go. You can fight off the worms with it.
When I go Im thinking of having a direct funeral and cut out the middleman (aka vicar). Just tip me into any hole you can find.
Part Time James
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I almost don't care what happens to me when I'm brown bread, but my nearest crematorium is Brighton and I am very close to writing a will that has one instruction. "Do not hold my funeral in that sh*t hole".
ASCPFC
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Ireland
Landfill
Part Time James
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Oh. Our landfill bin is black, but given recent threads on this forum I can understand why you were cautious with your wording.
ASCPFC
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Ireland
I think it's theoretically black. But let's face it. It's dark grey - they're not hoodwinking me on the important stuff.
Hrolf The Ganger
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England
Not the sort of sign from God that they hoped for.
StandbyPalace
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PT James how about arranging a special section at a Brighton crematorium for all us coastal Palace fans, now that would really piss off the locals!