Wembley - Kazoos

[beak]

Rylan = Palace fan

Apparently he is in to ball games but not football.😈

 

[beak]

Does anyone know if it's ok to being four kazoos into Wembley? How thorough are their searches? I don't really want to have to put them in my underpants as I have no way of rinsing them before distributing them amongst my friends. However, they do look like they could be drugs paraphernalia. All advice welcome.

Were a sporran and practice saying" OOh Nock noo". Refer to the Police as polish, and don't give yourself away be buying a round.

 

[Part Time James]

Don't want to appear to be bumping my own thread but a quick update. My kazoos arrived and they don't make any noise. Essentially just silent plastic tubes.

I thank you for all your advice regarding concealment but this thread can now be closed.

 

[ASCPFC]

Don't want to appear to be bumping my own thread but a quick update. My kazoos arrived and they don't make any noise. Essentially just silent plastic tubes.

I thank you for all your advice regarding concealment but this thread can now be closed.

f***ing Temu - always the same.

 

[eag-les]

Does anyone know if it's ok to being four kazoos into Wembley? How thorough are their searches? I don't really want to have to put them in my underpants as I have no way of rinsing them before distributing them amongst my friends. However, they do look like they could be drugs paraphernalia. All advice welcome.

Shove em up your jacksie and let one rip as you go in. No one will go anywhere near you😂

 

[nhp61]

In all seriousness, in the previous FA Cup Final I brought 50 red and 50 blue balloons in, utterly convinced I wasn't meant to. I stuffed them in all sorts of places and was incredibly disappointed that I was barely checked by the security guards.

What else is everyone smuggling into the final? Anything musical?

At the semi-final three years ago, some jobsworth from the local council decided balloons were a health hazard and tried stopping people entering the stadium with them. I was sitting on the side and saw stewards at the front of the Palace end busy popping balloons, and I think one bloke was threatened with court for trying to take in a box containing thousands of balloons.

Didn't stop me and those around me blowing up our balloons before the players entered the pitch, though.