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Wembley - Kazoos

Part Time James

Part Time James

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Does anyone know if it's ok to being four kazoos into Wembley? How thorough are their searches? I don't really want to have to put them in my underpants as I have no way of rinsing them before distributing them amongst my friends. However, they do look like they could be drugs paraphernalia. All advice welcome.
 
Part Time James said:
Does anyone know if it's ok to being four kazoos into Wembley? How thorough are their searches? I don't really want to have to put them in my underpants as I have no way of rinsing them before distributing them amongst my friends. However, they do look like they could be drugs paraphernalia. All advice welcome.
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Just wrap them up in a freezer bag before hiding them in your pants - then I suppose it's just down to how thorough the pat-down on entry is....I mean, even with 4 kazoos, it's hardly going to look overstuffed 'down there' **

Well, so I've been told.....😱
 
becky said:
Just wrap them up in a freezer bag before hiding them in your pants - then I suppose it's just down to how thorough the pat-down on entry is....I mean, even with 4 kazoos, it's hardly going to look overstuffed 'down there' **

Well, so I've been told.....😱
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These are facts, but I'm concerned that the rustling sound would make me seem even more suspicious. Also concerned about the environmental impacts of single use plastics.
 
Part Time James said:
These are facts, but I'm concerned that the rustling sound would make me seem even more suspicious. Also concerned about the environmental impacts of single use plastics.
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Wrap them tightly and it won't rustle and you can salve your conscience by reusing the bag to pee in when the queue for the gents is too long to wait.......
 
becky said:
Wrap them tightly and it won't rustle and you can salve your conscience by reusing the bag to pee in when the queue for the gents is too long to wait.......
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And to think the current political landscape is all about "don't do this, don't do that". If they had you out there with suggestions about weeing in sandwich bags, even the most hardened Reform voter would be lapping up Net Zero.
 
In all seriousness, in the previous FA Cup Final I brought 50 red and 50 blue balloons in, utterly convinced I wasn't meant to. I stuffed them in all sorts of places and was incredibly disappointed that I was barely checked by the security guards.

What else is everyone smuggling into the final? Anything musical?
 
At selhurst they don’t let you take a drink in, but it’s a waste, so if I’ve not finished my water, coke or Fanta from outside the ground, I tuck it into the back of my trousers at the small of my back, I noticed that’s one part they don’t pat down even if they are quite thorough…..not sure about Wembley though, works every time at selhurst, so I can see how they get the pyro’s in.
 
BromleyMonkey said:
At selhurst they don’t let you take a drink in, but it’s a waste, so if I’ve not finished my water, coke or Fanta from outside the ground, I tuck it into the back of my trousers at the small of my back, I noticed that’s one part they don’t pat down even if they are quite thorough…..not sure about Wembley though, works every time at selhurst, so I can see how they get the pyro’s in.
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The pat downs at Selhurst couldn't find an Ak47 in your jacket pocket!
 
nhp61 said:
Is that a vuvuzela down your trousers, or are you just pleased to see me?




Sorry, couldn't resist it!
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This could be a genuine conversation if we win. I think I will be priapic for a week.

Well, this all got very trouser based all of sudden didn't it? Thank goodness I don't play the saxophone.
 
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