UFOs ?

[Jimenez]

Also curious that spaceships don't choose to land in New York but prefer to hover around backroads in Kansas in front of drunks staggering home.

Actually the Hudson Valley has some of the highest sightings in the USA

 

[StandbyPalace]

Aliens have been linked with the massive amount of animal mutilations where cows organs have been removed with no sign of blood. But theyre arent many cattle ranches in New York, just saying.

 

[Teddy Eagle]

Actually the Hudson Valley has some of the highest sightings in the USA

OK, but if they hovered over Times Square and then landed in Central Park it'd be more verifiable.

 

[Teddy Eagle]

Aliens have been linked with the massive amount of animal mutilations where cows organs have been removed with no sign of blood. But theyre arent many cattle ranches in New York, just saying.

Whilst keeping an open mind on the subject it seems an awfully long way to travel to get hold of a cow's kidneys.

 

[Part Time James]

Whilst keeping an open mind on the subject it seems an awfully long way to travel to get hold of a cow's kidneys.

Perhaps they are considered gourmet to aliens? You hear of some humans going as far afield as France to get hold of some overpriced delicacy, so it's not that far fetched that aliens with superior technology might pop to Earth for a cow kidney.

 

[StandbyPalace]

Whilst keeping an open mind on the subject it seems an awfully long way to travel to get hold of a cow's kidneys.

From what Ive seen its not the kidneys theyre after, aliens lack any naughty bits.

 

[StandbyPalace]

Perhaps they are considered gourmet to aliens? You hear of some humans going as far afield as France to get hold of some overpriced delicacy, so it's not that far fetched that aliens with superior technology might pop to Earth for a cow kidney.

yes like the Chinese buy our eels which are raised in our waters polluted with raw sewage.

 

[Teddy Eagle]

Perhaps they are considered gourmet to aliens? You hear of some humans going as far afield as France to get hold of some overpriced delicacy, so it's not that far fetched that aliens with superior technology might pop to Earth for a cow kidney.

Maybe it's some sort of alien Deliveroo service for hungry Vogons and Klingons.

 

[Teddy Eagle]

From what Ive seen its not the kidneys theyre after, aliens lack any naughty bits.

This took a quick turn to the dark side.

 

[ASCPFC]

From what Ive seen its not the kidneys theyre after, aliens lack any naughty bits.

Any Aliens reading this: hands off. Unless you're a sexy Star Trek one. Blue or whatever colour is fine too. Beam me up to live in a paradise and serve your needs. But none of those androgynous ones please either. I don't want to be confused. Unlike Kirk, I'm happy enough to bum around eating grapes and having the odd shag.

 

[ASCPFC]

yes like the Chinese buy our eels which are raised in our waters polluted with raw sewage.

Why don't they just buy the sewage?

 

[McAhuna]