UFOs ?

[Stirlingsays]

why do aliens always travel in giant cullenders or those lovely old spinning tops you used to press down a stick with ball at the top to make it spin, that's what I want to know?

They get bored and get fed up with the train delays.

 

[ASCPFC]

They get bored and get fed up with the train delays.

Ryanair's baggage allowance is not sufficient.

 

[Teddy Eagle]

Ryanair's baggage allowance is not sufficient.

They also land too far away from the destination. Aliens might expect to be in the right galaxy.