Trouble in Leipzig

Disappointed we were only able to send 60 troublemakers. I thought our fanbase had a much higher yield of ne'er-do-wells. Perhaps they don't count sex pests or pot smokers?

I was told not to bother travelling to Leizpig as I'd just be sent back at best.

Rumours of me occasionally pressing 'I brought my own bag' at the self checkout, whilst using a fresh one from the supermarket, were picked up German security agencies.
 
i sometimes drive in the bus lane - especially to get past feckers who are reading their mobile phone and leaving a gap in front of themselves - i undertake them, i thought that was a common Palace crime ?
And when i get a phone-fella driving behind me, i always construe it that i race off at an amber light and leave the fecker looking stupid & trapped in the rear mirror.
I think the mainstream media need to be appraised that driving offences take us into yet uncharted realms of naughty
 

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