Things you can't unsee

[ex hibitionist]

You batter my wife’s back door, I batter yours ?

I know what I'd have been tempted to do with that baseball bat, pick out those splinters

 

[cryrst]

On a similar sort of thing of domestic violence, something I’ll never forget, I was gardening out the front minding my own business about 20 years ago, when a bloke came casually walking up the road with a baseball bat in hand and started setting about my neighbours car with it. It was quite shocking because we don’t live on a council estate it’s quite a nice little road, nothing exciting or controversial ever happens along here.
Turns out our neighbour had been playing hide the sausage with this blokes wife. I think what has always stuck in my mind was how casual he was about it in broad daylight, he even mumbled to me ‘morning’ has he strolled off down the road after he’d done the deed
Fair enough though, you shag my wife, I smash your car up 🤣

How very dare you “ not on a council estate”. I will have you know I lived on shrublands and never saw such destruction. ( crossed fingers ) 😁

 

[Badger11]

How very dare you “ not on a council estate”. I will have you know I lived on shrublands and never saw such destruction. ( crossed fingers ) 😁

In the previous block of flats I lived in a large bloke turned up with a very large axe and proceeded to set about the communal front door. On balance I decided that staying inside and locking my own front door was the better part of valour.

I felt for the police who turned up to arrest him, rather them than me. I believe it was for a similar reason and no I wasn't the intended target.

 

[RubinsCube]

A wonderful image conjured there. Richie Benaud, microphone in hand
"Shot ! That's gone through silly mid-off to the boundary" 🙂

"Don't even bother looking for that. He's gone into the confectionery stall and out again!"

 

[BromleyMonkey]

How very dare you “ not on a council estate”. I will have you know I lived on shrublands and never saw such destruction. ( crossed fingers ) 😁

I did, while visiting my nan on the Ramsden estate in Orpington in the 70’s, burnt out cars and boarded up windows…..and that was just my nans🤣

 

[silvertop]

I was doing factory work last year. I was getting changed into whites, and was sitting on a bench tying my shoe laces.
The fat guy standing next to me, decides to change into his white trousers, so with his @r53 at my eye level, he pulls his trousers down, while simultaneously bending forward.
As soon as I caught what was happening in my peripheral vision, my brain was going into automated CTRL/ALT/DELETE mode, and the image was vapourised from my mind.

Obviously , it has still stained my mind to some extent, that someone could be so fking thoughtless with their fat @r53.

Yeah, but somewhere to park your bike?

 

[silvertop]

At least he took the bat to the car, not the pair of cheaters, if it was on a council estate instead of your leafy neighbourhood it might have gone that way

Nothing like that happened on the council estate i was dragged up from...

 

[BromleyMonkey]

At least he took the bat to the car, not the pair of cheaters, if it was on a council estate instead of your leafy neighbourhood it might have gone that way

I never thought of that, if he had taken it out on them I doubt I would’ve got away with hiding behind my lawn mower