pretend transfer talk

[ex hibitionist]

You have to come up with names, invented or otherwise, that sound like the types already being mooted. A bit of detail would be nice. I'll start...

Sharmi Chakrabati ... lefty and pretty quick, good cover for Mitchell, civil rights activist, dame, former head of Liberty and part of the new government, might be attorney general but she might also be free on Saturdays.

Massalah Dosa - fried flat bread folded in half with spicy fillings. Can play anywhere it doesn't make any difference because he's only an expensive samosa.

 

[Dogburger]

Lee Anderson , a reliable right winger who always makes the right decisions .Can carry the team at times and sends in some burning crosses

 

[Rudi Hedman]

Seb Coe. Because he’d run rings round the opposition.

 

[Rudi Hedman]

Dot Cotton in goal. Cos she’d be good at keeping clean sheets.

 

[Rudi Hedman]

Boris Johnson. A proper winger.

 

[Stirlingsays]

Paul McCartney......Great on the Wings.

 

[Stirlingsays]

John Lennon......Would be a Revolution for us.

 

[Stirlingsays]

George Harrison......Something about him.

 

[Stirlingsays]

Ringo Starr.......If we can drum up the interest.

 

[Stirlingsays]

I'd like to officially apologise for the last fab four posts.

 

[Rudi Hedman]

Trigger from Only Fools and Horses as sweeper.

 

[Rudi Hedman]

God anywhere. Cos he’s good in the air.

 

[Rudi Hedman]

Ron Jeremy as sub. Cos he’s good at coming from behind.

 

[Rudi Hedman]

Hitler as out and out left and right winger.

 

[Rudi Hedman]

Donald Trump in defence to set up the wall at free kicks.

 

[Rudi Hedman]

Father Christmas in defence. Need I say more?

 

[Rudi Hedman]

Pol Pot anywhere on the field. Cos he’s good at killing off the opposition.

 

[Rudi Hedman]

Gordon Ramsay up front cos he’s good at bullying the opposition.

 

[ex hibitionist]

Tikha Massala

known for great runs

 

[ex hibitionist]

Father Christmas in defence. Need I say more?

yes you do, I don't get it