Premier League Odd Looking F*ckers First XI

[crvenaeagle]

On from last weeks most hated first eleven here is my decked out squad of a team you'd rather listen to play on the radio than watch live. Gone for a 4-5-1 this time and honestly they wouldn't fare too badly. That's if the other team could bare to face them.

4-5-1

Pickles

Gusto

Chalobah

Yoro

Cucurella

Tyrique George

Palmer

Trossard

Smith-Rowe

O'Reilly

Haaland

Subs: Ramsdale (On account of him looking like Ed Sheeran), Jesus, McNeil, Malik-Diouf.

 

[BromleyMonkey]

You’ve pretty much nailed it there, I’ve always said it’s a good job they’re good at football, because there’s some ugly looking fcukers there🤣

All the money in the world and palmer looks like his mum cut his hair with the fish bowl over his head

 

[crvenaeagle]

It is a shame indeed that Chalobah cut off that hairstyle he had when he was with us. Looked like he was wearing six mouldy bananas on his head, but nevertheless he still makes the teamsheet every week.

Ethan Ampadu only missed out on a club signing because he lost his famous barnet.

 

[Ollie's Dad Ash.]

Gotta get Anthony Gordon in there surely! Ollie's Dad,Ash.

 

[eritheagle]

Why 9? Odd number for a football team.

 

[pssguy]

Why 9? Odd number for a football team.

Someone has forgotten their Latin. And Phil Foden

 

[pssguy]

Don't expect anyone to come up with a dreamy XI, but if they do make sure to include Szoboszlai

 

[crvenaeagle]

Gotta get Anthony Gordon in there surely! Ollie's Dad,Ash.

Matt Hobbs is on the phone as we speak. Now there's something if you're getting into both the most hated XI and this team.

I always thought he looked a bit like Paul O'Grady.

 

[crvenaeagle]

Don't expect anyone to come up with a dreamy XI, but if they do make sure to include Szoboszlai

The stage is all yours!

 

[Ex Dubai Eagle]

Don't expect anyone to come up with a dreamy XI, but if they do make sure to include Szoboszlai

Was that a closet door opening somewhere ?

 

[BromleyMonkey]

Was that a closet door opening somewhere ?

 

[Runningman]

My yardstick for ugly footballers used to be….’could they get into the late70s/early 80s Ipswich Town team’ ?.
Man they had some ugly bastards….

 

[ASCPFC]

My yardstick for ugly footballers used to be….’could they get into the late70s/early 80s Ipswich Town team’ ?.
Man they had some ugly bastards….

Should be "can they get into a Walsall night club?".