Pope

[martin2412]

Dead

 

[Eagleman13]

MSN

 

[PalazioVecchio]

The Woke Pope has gone to his eternal sleep.

 

[BromleyMonkey]

Not Nick then?

 

[HKOwen]

All eyes on the Tasty Jerk chimney

 

[Spiderman]

RIP. Although my first thought was why couldn’t this have happened before he saved Ezes penalty.
Sorry for the insensitivity

 

[ASCPFC]

Next Pope: Machine Gun Preacher.

 

[BromleyMonkey]

RIP. Although my first thought was why couldn’t this have happened before he saved Ezes penalty.
Sorry for the insensitivity

My first thought was at least he can’t overtake Hendo in the England reckoning now 😇

 

[PalazioVecchio]

Next Pope: Machine Gun Preacher.

if the next Pope is a limp-wristed Woke-ster, then i will firmly start believing all the conspiracy theories. Theories about dodgy illuminati pulling the strings in the background.

I envision the inaugural speech by the new fella. Banging on about Climate Change and Civil partnerships.

 

[Hrolf The Ganger]

Never mind. They will get another one.

 

[Forest Hillbilly]

These Cults always have a back-up leader hidden in a cupboard somewhere.

 

[georgenorman]

You guys should all take care in thunderstorms.

 

[PalazioVecchio]

These Cults always have a back-up leader hidden in a cupboard somewhere.

David Koresh didn't. Although i am not sure if you can count his attempts to breed more offspring than Gengis Khan......with everybody else's wife.

Religion is the Opium of the people.

 

[PalazioVecchio]

You guys should all take care in thunderstorms.

i have often stood atop mountains, wearing a full suit of armour....declaring 'all gods are b...stards'

Religion causes more war & murder than it ever prevents.

Belfast, Beirut, Jerusalem, 1947 India, the Former Yugoslavia.

 

[BromleyMonkey]

Never mind. They will get another one.

And the new one will have one foot in the grave before he even starts as well

 

[PalazioVecchio]

And the new one will have one foot in the grave before he even starts as well

its hard to get rid of Jude Law if he starts to misbehave. I reckon the preference for dinosaurs is part of a protection mechanism.

JP II, Benedict, Francis..............they do seem to like them ripe & doddery. And thats not even mentioning the 3 dead popes in 12 months back in the late 1970s.

half of London would vote Sadiq Khan as the next Pope. The knight-Mayor could continue.

 

[beak]

Is this the one that plays cricket for Surrey or the celebrated celibate one?

 

[Forest Hillbilly]

Isn't Ron Noades' mum due a go ?

 

[Forest Hillbilly]

its hard to get rid of Jude Law if he starts to misbehave. I reckon the preference for dinosaurs is part of a protection mechanism.

JP II, Benedict, Francis..............they do seem to like them ripe & doddery. And thats not even mentioning the 3 dead popes in 12 months back in the late 1970s.

half of London would vote Sadiq Khan as the next Pope. The knight-Mayor could continue.

Trouble is, Khan would have to report himself for breaching his ULE Zone when the smoke goes up. 😎

 

[PalazioVecchio]

Just out of curiosity, name some high-profile British Catholics. Living or historic.

Tony Blair, Anne Widdicombe, David Beckham, William Shakespeare, Jimmy Savile, King Charles II*, David Amess (RiP), Conan-Doyle..the author of 'the Norwood Builder', Gary Lineker, Priti Patel......

any others ?




*wow, imagine having a King Charles who was head of the Church of England ? and who wasn't actually in the club ?