Ousmane Diomande

[cryrst]

I'm going to bet the entire contents of my hard drive that Guehi starts the season a Palace player.

If it’s full of bitcoin I take the bet but it’s more likely full of bitty so nah 😂😂😂

 

[BromleyMonkey]

If it’s full of bitcoin I take the bet but it’s more likely full of bitty so nah 😂😂😂

You say that like it’s a bad thing 😇😁

 

[Part Time James]

I feel like I've built a persona on here that is far more exciting than my real life.

 

[Eagleman13]

If it’s full of bitcoin I take the bet but it’s more likely full of bitty so nah 😂😂😂

I'm not adverse to a bit of 'bitty', privately tho . . . 😉

 

[BromleyMonkey]

I feel like I've built a persona on here that is far more exciting than my real life.

I’m not so sure, once a man starts talking about his hard drive zzzzz🤣🤣

 

[ASCPFC]

I feel like I've built a persona on here that is far more exciting than my real life.

Not sure about far more.

 

[OldFart]

I feel inadiquate with my floppy disc

 

[Part Time James]

Not sure about far more.

You underestimate just how boring my life is.

 

[Part Time James]

Anyway, we signed this geez yet or what?

 

[Stirlingsays]

Anyway, we signed this geez yet or what?

Just another week of cock-teasing to go.

 

[ASCPFC]

Anyway, we signed this geez yet or what?

Fax machine out of order currently. And we're out of 20p coins for the phone. We sent a telex but got no reply.

 

[Teddy Eagle]

Fax machine out of order currently. And we're out of 20p coins for the phone. We sent a telex but got no reply.

And previously there was always Kayla to deliver messages.

 

[HesHereHesThere]

West Ham are now in for him…

 

[HesHereHesThere]

Only joking 😉

 

[Teddy Eagle]

West Ham are now in for him…

They're petitioning the Mayor to get the fee paid out of taxes because it'll be good for east London's community spirit. The proud son of Tooting has asked that he doesn't play against Liverpool.

 

[BromleyMonkey]

Anyway, we signed this geez yet or what?

Don’t change the subject 🤣

 

[BromleyMonkey]

Only joking 😉

If the spammers do pinch him now, we’re all going to hunt you down 🤣

 

[Teddy Eagle]

If the spammers do pinch him now, we’re all going to hunt you down 🤣

If he signs for them instead of us the men with the butterfly nets will be after him too.

 

[cryrst]

You say that like it’s a bad thing 😇😁

Have you not got your own ‘hard drive’ 😉

 

[ASCPFC]

If the spammers do pinch him now, we’re all going to hunt you down 🤣

Like a piss poor version of Taken where Liam Neeson's really let himself go.