New 8-second 'keeper law

[BromleyMonkey]

I thought the eight second law was for your first shag.

First? I’ve got it down to 5 seconds now!!
It has to be quick before she falls asleep

 

[Stirlingsays]

First? I’ve got it down to 5 seconds now!!
It has to be quick before she falls asleep

Efficiency and productivity combined!

 

[Teddy Eagle]

First? I’ve got it down to 5 seconds now!!
It has to be quick before she falls asleep

Good work! If you can cut down from foreplay to two play you'll have it lick...sorted.

 

[HeathMan]

Maybe it can go to var, did the keeper hold it for 7 seconds or was it 9 !!!

Will the VAR review be seven, eight, or nine minutes?