Name the Club, name the stereotypes

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Either true stereotypes, or pose the question about apocryphal ones.

Glasgow Celtic
Palestine Flags, Sinn Fein/IRA Sectarian songs, retirement home for old Premier league players,

Various Turkish clubs, Galatasaray
Stabby violent hooligans ?

Everton
Mid-table mediocrity forever, interspersed with the occasional brief encounter with a relegation dogfight, always guaranteed survival by Mid-March. Always second best in their hometown. Easily the worst team to have never been relegated from the Prem. Rumours of them once having been a force in World football...cannot remember if it was the 1950s or the 1850s ?

Portsmouth/Pompey
that tall bloke with the blue leprechaun hat. Naval maritime diddley diddley flute music.

what others ?



 
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Thought I'd have a go at the 'bigger' teams in the league:

Man City - Computer generated fans. The few thousand that used to genuinely follow them before the money still hanging around Maine Road, wondering where their team went?

Chelsea - Bullied by their Dads, 20 year old Range Rovers and bleached teeth, desperate to feel superior to others and attempting to do so superficially whilst never escaping their scummy truth.

Liverpool - Anti-English, inbred, thieving, 'everybody hates us... not because we're scum, because we're magically special and different to everyone else' delusional siege mentality. Millwall of the North.

Man United - Been to one or two games in their life, which was an adult version of a trip to Disneyland. Don't quite understand football and cannot play the game themselves. Mainly wondering 'what happened??' these days and diligently awaiting a return to former glories. Bless.

Arsenal - Thought it 'cool' to support Arsenal when they were a teenager, never quite got the hang of being a football fan.

Spuds - They stick in there bless 'em, but it's a miserable existence.

Palace - Once called 'nigels' for their lack of enthusiastic thuggery/hooliganism. Support their community, family orientated club with an acceptance that they'd be at best a mediocre team for most their lives and therefore still somewhat bemused by a PL and FA Cup winning existence, never quite sure how to make sense of it all.

I'm open to different opinions, just thought I'd give it a go 😛
 
West Ham: have a "way", won the world cup, all fans are from "Green St" and all their dads and uncles were in the "InterCity Firm". Cheeky, loveable true cockneys. Aspire to run a market stall. Always wonder why their club is sh1t. According to them, it always is - unless they can win the World Cup again.
 
Anyone North of Herne hill, South of Caterham, East of West Wickham and West of Sutton, Scumbags
 
Charlton: chavs, clowns and full blown pikeys, living in a caravan, council house or some other kind of encampment. Brainwashed zombies whose education included some of the elements of maths and little or no English. They can't buy a match programme because they can neither read it nor work out the change required.
At Christmas they tell the kids that their tree and presents were stolen by "Rat Palace Fans in stripy shirts". They always have a fag in their mouth but can't afford to buy any. They bum fags from nicer areas where they perform menial tasks, or simply sit. They get donations by looking like down and out drug addicts. They do not beg as they believe it is beneath them. They will steal from charity shops, however.
 

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