MEMO TO MR PARISH

[Part Time James]

That's what is says on the EUFA Website.

And his email is steve.parrish@cpfc.co.uk

 

[DenTyler]

And his email is steve.parrish@cpfc.co.uk

Don’t suppose you have suzanna reids do you?

 

[Part Time James]

Don’t suppose you have suzanna reids do you?

Would I be here talking to you losers if I did?

 

[BromleyMonkey]

Would I be here talking to you losers if I did?

You’d send her one e-mail, she’d tell you to fcuk off and you’d soon come grovelling back

But then I’d take that, at least she replied 😀

 

[Part Time James]

You’d send her one e-mail, she’d tell you to fcuk off and you’d soon come grovelling back

But then I’d take that, at least she replied 😀

You're ok with being second choice?

 

[DenTyler]

You’d send her one e-mail, she’d tell you to fcuk off and you’d soon come grovelling back

But then I’d take that, at least she replied 😀

I sat behind her once in the directors box (she was with Fiona Bruce) she smelt lovely ans was much smaller than I expected. No I was not leaning in like Hannibal lector about to have a snack… it was very strong perfume.

 

[BromleyMonkey]

I sat behind her once in the directors box (she was with Fiona Bruce) she smelt lovely ans was much smaller than I expected. No I was not leaning in like Hannibal lector about to have a snack… it was very strong perfume.

If I sat behind Susanna Reid, I would definitely have had a sniff as well…….and at her perfume 😇🤣

 

[Part Time James]

If I sat behind Susanna Reid, I would definitely have had a sniff as well…….and at her perfume 😇🤣

Yeah, agreed. The seat's going home in my bag.

 

[BromleyMonkey]

Yeah, agreed. The seat's going home in my bag.

Hopefully the HOL ladies present will forgive our crassness, I think that’s a word 😁

 

[Part Time James]

Hopefully the HOL ladies present will forgive our crassness, I think that’s a word 😁

I got asked if I was on a register the last time I was this blatant. I thought it was a fair criticism but didn't manage to change my ways. Apologies ladies for my crasstitude. And of course, modern men that identify as adults.

 

[BromleyMonkey]

I got asked if I was on a register the last time I was this blatant. I thought it was a fair criticism but didn't manage to change my ways. Apologies ladies for my crasstitude. And of course, modern men that identify as adults.

Another great word 😁

 

[Jim_Cannon]

Don’t suppose you have suzanna reids do you?

Iamringingthepoliceagain@gmail.com

 

[Pikester]

I messaged Steve P about lucky pants on Twitter once. He replied saying I made him laugh and followed me.

On Twitter? Or back to your house?

 

[Part Time James]

On Twitter? Or back to your house?

I am under a super injunction...