Mateta

[Teddy Eagle]

I keep seeing articles that Palace are interested in signing a "spectacular" player then see who that player is............someone elses letdown

"Spectacular" is a catch-all description though. Could mean spectacularly crap.

 

[Dogburger]

We dont know that Milan pulled out over the medical or that it was due to not offloading their own striker . Mateta may still go , other clubs are interested but maybe not at the price Milan were prepared to pay .

Time is not on our side though

 

[ASCPFC]

"Spectacular" is a catch-all description though. Could mean spectacularly crap.

Indeed, or just very much of a spectacle.

 

[Teddy Eagle]

Indeed, or just very much of a spectacle.

Or more likely a complete testicle.

 

[BromleyMonkey]

Or more likely a complete testicle.

You don’t half talk some balls 🤣

 

[Teddy Eagle]

You don’t half talk some balls 🤣

A full pouch.

 

[BromleyMonkey]

A full pouch.

You should get the ‘sack’ for that

 

[mezzer]

Mateta's finishing has become so poor this season he can't even finish his own transfer

 

[dreamwaverider]

Does anyone know how the club’s insurance works? Does the club continue to pay mateta’s wages if he doesn’t play or can some insurance policy cover it. Seems awful if we have to keep paying someone who can’t play and doesn’t want to be here.

Only till the summer.

 

[Teddy Eagle]

You should get the ‘sack’ for that

It's happened before. Low man on the scrotum pole again.

 

[Nicholas91]

Has he come back yet?

Thanks, I needed a Palace related chuckle, it's been a while, and this got me 🤣

 

[ASCPFC]

What's that loveable scamp Mateta up to now?

 

[Teddy Eagle]

What's that loveable scamp Mateta up to now?

Strangling some puppies before going out on the lash with Donald Trump.

 

[StandbyPalace]

Mateta's finishing has become so poor this season he can't even finish his own transfer

quality post 👍

 

[DANGERCLOSE]

FFS can't he just f*** off with Glasner

 

[mtp1958]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Karma a bitch

Hope he enjoys 3rd tier football.

I stood in his corner early days with us and gave us a season and a half of what I saw in him , but he lost me with whats happened ,
Really really sad how the saga will end with him , for god sake don't let him wear the shirt again he doesn't deserve to wear it

 

[mtp1958]

Mateta's finishing has become so poor this season he can't even finish his own transfer

That's the best quote ever 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

 

[mtp1958]

Has he come back yet?

No missed his flight

 

[park the bus]

How's he going to play for France now?

 

[Teddy Eagle]

How's he going to play for France now?

He hasn't got a leg to stand on.