Manchester City vs. Crystal Palace match thread

[ASCPFC]

Kamada needs taking off for that , the bloke has embarrassed himself

He's not exactly the only one. And how many bookings for diving this season?

 

[TheBigToePunt]

Max Meyer was far worse.

Christ. Can you imagine if Johnson and Meyer had to have some sort of showdown to determine which was the worst palace player? How long would it take for either to land a noteworthy blow? It could take years to resolve.

 

[ASCPFC]

Missus wants to watch something. Probably total s*** about houses or celebrities or both, but likely better than this.

 

[BromleyMonkey]

I’m sticking with the description of Johnson looking like a fan who’s won a raffle to play for Palace.

Looks terrified both in and out of possession with no technical ability to suggest he’s ever played professionally.

I’m still convinced that tonight is another example of Glasner absolutely binning the league and all other competitions this season.

May well be our most glorious moment however all else has been absolute sh!te. Not even a hint of pre planning or preparation for this game.

Fat Randy Mandy with her wooden leg and asthma who got second prize would’ve done a better job

 

[Matty 1915]

Max Meyer was far worse.

Just a quick post to say I have seen worse over the years, but I would say that what I saw of Max id rather stuck with Johnson. Now compare Johnson to our Brazilian wonder kid, id say our Brazilian wonder kid has at least scored a goal for us.....anyway, good evening.

 

[ASCPFC]

Christ. Can you imagine if Johnson and Meyer had to have some sort of showdown to determine which was the worst palace player? How long would it take for either to land a noteworthy blow? It could take years to resolve.

Peter Ebdon to coach them.

 

[madcap_v2]

Kamada getting booked when there was "some" contact is an odd one...

This game has been boring AF and as always the scoreline flatters Citeh

3-0 as I type this...

I honestly want Arsenal to win the title now, the City fans are shite, have no passion, so many empty seats and resting key players when this is still a crucial game for them

 

[BromleyMonkey]

Missus wants to watch something. Probably total s*** about houses or celebrities or both, but likely better than this.

I’m flicking over to the hearts and Celtic games, much more enjoyable than this training session

 

[ASCPFC]

I’m flicking over to the hearts and Celtic games, much more enjoyable than this training session

I'm watching Euronews.

 

[Teddy Eagle]

Peter Ebdon to coach them.

Behind a strike force of Akinbiyi and Sanogo.

 

[ASCPFC]

Fat Randy Mandy with her wooden leg and asthma who got second prize would’ve done a better job

She's not that fat and believe me, that wooden leg doesn't hold her back.

 

[Faz]

We mostly expected this result

Yet I am really worried about whom we have in this squad come August

Certain players just do not cut being prem players & it shows so badly

Scouts & board have huge summer ahead to get next season improved

 

[Dogburger]

He's not exactly the only one. And how many bookings for diving this season?

Yes I know ..... just wanted him to be a bit stronger and get a shot off .

 

[PalazioVecchio]

Can you imagine if Johnson and Meyer had to have some sort of showdown to determine which was the worst palace player?

the Shefki Kuqi award for services to draining Palace bank-accounts.

 

[VinceHilaire]

I’m STILL thinking of something positive to say 🙈

 

[ASCPFC]

Behind a strike force of Akinbiyi and Sanogo.

At least they had comedy value.

 

[kennybrowns leftfoot]

Is it just me or has Wharton been, not just poor since he came on tonight but poor the last few games?

 

[Teddy Eagle]

Kamada getting booked when there was "some" contact is an odd one...

This game has been boring AF and as always the scoreline flatters Citeh

3-0 as I type this...

I honestly want Arsenal to win the title now, the City fans are shite, have no passion, so many empty seats and resting key players when this is still a crucial game for them

It's a Ping the Elastic Man stretch but this could feasibly be 3-3.

 

[ASCPFC]

Yes I know ..... just wanted him to be a bit stronger and get a shot off .

Strong and Kamada don't really belong in the same sentence.

 

[Painter]

I think he was a free.

Signing on fee and wages were exorbitant.