Man U Predictions.

[ex hibitionist]

There will be a 'Result' but it will not be favourable to us !
I will be thunderstruck if we manage to attain any points.

hells bells I agree, it could be a Highway to Hell, it might take us all night long to score etc 😕

I go for 2-0 United, and having to defend and play on the break is this the game where Johnson might have an impact? His meh performances can't go on forever. he is capable, so far we have had about £5.10 returned on our £35mil investment, though he did set up Guessand's goal the other night.

 

[VinceHilaire]

This is a game, on paper is set up for Glasners one formation, we will not see the CBs passing across the pitch because we will only have 25% possession, if we manage to avoid conceding early then it could be a goal on the break, bit like the FA cup final, Man utd 20 shots Palace 2 shots and a 1-0 steal, but i doubt it.

Perhaps this could be the case - at the beginning of the season when we were the ‘form team’

But now……

 

[doombear]

The Carrick 'bounce' is well and truly over and Utd will return to the form that made them a laughing stock at the start of the season .

I expect to be throwing a few beers down my neck in celebration after a 2-0 victory

Sounds like you've thrown a few down your throat already.

 

[Lanzo-Ad]

Perhaps this could be the case - at the beginning of the season when we were the ‘form team’

But now……

Yes, maybe wishful thinking.

 

[PatrickA]

Comfortable 3-1 Manchester United victory.
Henderson and Mitchell our best players on the day.

 

[crvenaeagle]

Whatever happens just be prepared to have to watch Fernandes scuttling upto the referee making those begging, praying hand actions just below his incredibly well endowed set of yellowing teeth every single time a Palace player moves.
Have a cold glass of whisky nearby, or a pack of ciggies, or an opium pipe, whatever you need to dampen the rage that slippery turd conjures up in you.

 

[taylors lovechild]

If it's an open game, we'll lose, but if we go Bosnian-style, we could do a smash and grab. They struggled to break West Ham down when they sat deep, while we have generally been better* in games where we concede possession and play on the counter. I'm going to be cautiously optimistic and go for 0-0, but I'd love a wildly entertaining 3-4 win to bring some sunshine to this unendingly grey 2026.


*Please note, I am struggling to remember when we were better.

 

[BromleyMonkey]

hells bells I agree, it could be a Highway to Hell, it might take us all night long to score etc 😕

I go for 2-0 United, and having to defend and play on the break is this the game where Johnson might have an impact? His meh performances can't go on forever. he is capable, so far we have had about £5.10 returned on our £35mil investment, though he did set up Guessand's goal the other night.

I’ve done that joke, but I respect the fact that you’re not going to read all the other twadddle on a thread to notice🤣

 

[Mystic Smeg]

No doubt we'll be subjected to that monotonous Eric Catona chant again.. yawn. A swift reply of "Eric what a c*** you are" should do the trick

3-1 Palace win

 

[Mattconrov]

Man utd haven't put anyone to the sword recently I recall. Although they are playing well.

We do well up there. 1 nil win to us

 

[Forest Hillbilly]

That Mark Cluntenberg has ruined any of my aspirations against Manyoo. He's stained my memory with that whistle blow that denied Wickham the opening goal in the 2016 FA cup final. Just when you're doing well against the big boys, there comes a corrupt referee to snatch any hope from your hands.
I'm sure the ref today will be fine, and I'm sure Palace will do their fans proud.

 

[123Mark]

So we all spend days talking about how great Guessand looks after his performance on Thursday and Ollie's response is to drop him for Johnson. Smart.

 

[doombear]

So we all spend days talking about how great Guessand looks after his performance on Thursday and Ollie's response is to drop him for Johnson. Smart.

Clearly a psychological move as Johnson scored twice for Spurs at OT last season plus the winner in the Europa League final.

 

[Normandie Eagle]

So we all spend days talking about how great Guessand looks after his performance on Thursday and Ollie's response is to drop him for Johnson. Smart.

We're going to be playing largely on the break so Ollie probably thinks Johnson's pace will be a useful weapon. Plus Guessand coming on as a sub could have a good impact

 

[Charles]

They're on an unbeaten run; we're just coming off a dismal one; a draw would make me ecstatic. Probably we'll lose 1-0

 

[ex hibitionist]

hells bells Willo, we could be on a highway to hell going up there

great minds eh! the penalty and sending off Angus me greatly.