Labour Party politics

Here's some random Starmer speculation. I have noticed a trend in Starmer photographs (in online media) since the start of this year, in that they consistently show a paler complexion, with a redder nose and cheeks. Also the slight shimmer of sweat.
Now, there could be a number of reasons for this:
1. My failing eye sight
2.photography issues
3.poor make-up

My own theory, is that Starmer's alcohol intake has increased a lot over this period. This is likely stress-related to the job, or to personal stuff, which has given rise to these physical characteristics, associated with consistent alcohol abuse.
The only other reason I can think of, is that possibly Starmer has been using Amal nitrate in order that male prostitutes can give him a thorough bumming. This would also account for the rosy cheeks and facial sweat.

More than likely true.
A very amusing last paragraph.

I've heard rumours that Reeves is going to be exposed for having a close friendship with a known Islamist extremist.
I would have thought that was the home secretary.
 
The only other reason I can think of, is that possibly Starmer has been using Amal nitrate in order that male prostitutes can give him a thorough bumming. This would also account for the rosy cheeks and facial sweat.
I thought that might be the name of a Muslim rent boy.
 
With gas prices shooting up 35 percent currently British governments decision to halt expansion of oil and gas in the North Sea for Net Zero policies is sure looking to pan out well.

Our elites are unbearably stupid bastards.

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Here's some random Starmer speculation. I have noticed a trend in Starmer photographs (in online media) since the start of this year, in that they consistently show a paler complexion, with a redder nose and cheeks. Also the slight shimmer of sweat.
Now, there could be a number of reasons for this:
1. My failing eye sight
2.photography issues
3.poor make-up

My own theory, is that Starmer's alcohol intake has increased a lot over this period. This is likely stress-related to the job, or to personal stuff, which has given rise to these physical characteristics, associated with consistent alcohol abuse.
The only other reason I can think of, is that possibly Starmer has been using Amal nitrate in order that male prostitutes can give him a thorough bumming. This would also account for the rosy cheeks and facial sweat.
Don’t knock the poppers. Great buzz for a fiver a bottle. Smoked it as well. Dip your fag let it dry and wow 😳😳😳
 
I'm not knocking anyone doing some AN. It just reminded me it left me with a banging headache in the morning. But I suppose that's better than a smashed up a-hole. 🙂
 
Here's some random Starmer speculation. I have noticed a trend in Starmer photographs (in online media) since the start of this year, in that they consistently show a paler complexion, with a redder nose and cheeks. Also the slight shimmer of sweat.
Now, there could be a number of reasons for this:
1. My failing eye sight
2.photography issues
3.poor make-up

My own theory, is that Starmer's alcohol intake has increased a lot over this period. This is likely stress-related to the job, or to personal stuff, which has given rise to these physical characteristics, associated with consistent alcohol abuse.
The only other reason I can think of, is that possibly Starmer has been using Amal nitrate in order that male prostitutes can give him a thorough bumming. This would also account for the rosy cheeks and facial sweat.
Viagra does that. Well, Britain is hard up.
 

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