Jesse Linguard

[Teddy Eagle]

Well if you needed a reminder, here's a picture of him at his best.

I have never once looked at this guy and not thought "what a c**t".

As the saying goes - in life there are "cans" and "can'ts" and he's a total can't.

 

[Part Time James]

Honestly, I hate this footballer more than any other in history. He even beats that creepy faced suspect currently at Brighton.

 

[ASCPFC]

Honestly, I hate this footballer more than any other in history. He even beats that creepy faced suspect currently at Brighton.

He really doesn't. You've obviously forgotten a few. The entire Man U team of the 90s for example.

 

[Teddy Eagle]

He really doesn't. You've obviously forgotten a few. The entire Man U team of the 90s for example.

And James Ward-Prowse who should be shot with sh!t on an hourly basis from now until the end of time.

 

[Jim_Cannon]

Well if you needed a reminder, here's a picture of him at his best.

I have never once looked at this guy and not thought "what a c**t".

Heard some stories about him. Not the sharpest tool in the box

 

[Teddy Eagle]

Heard some stories about him. Not the sharpest tool in the box

And let's not gloss over the fact that he's called Jesse. Apart from Mr. James that's not a good thing.

 

[Part Time James]

He really doesn't. You've obviously forgotten a few. The entire Man U team of the 90s for example.

The entire Man U team that was barely ever in the same league as Palace? Yeah, I hated a lot of them, especially Cantona, but Lingard and Dunk both trump the 90s United team.

 

[Part Time James]

And let's not gloss over the fact that he's called Jesse. Apart from Mr. James that's not a good thing.

What about Jessie Spano from Saved by the Bell who later got her norks out in a film?

 

[Teddy Eagle]

What about Jessie Spano from Saved by the Bell who later got her norks out in a film?

To quote Joe Jackson - It's different for girls.

 

[wilelliott88]

What about Jessie Spano from Saved by the Bell who later got her norks out in a film?

What film was that? Asking for a friend 🤣

 

[Part Time James]

What film was that? Asking for a friend 🤣

Showgirls

 

[Teddy Eagle]

Showgirls

If they're worth sitting through the rest of that they must be truly spectacular.

 

[Badger11]

If they're worth sitting through the rest of that they must be truly spectacular.

Showgirls is an awful T and B movie. I had to sit through it a least 5 times just to be sure how bad it was. 😀

 

[Part Time James]

Showgirls is an awful T and B movie. I had to sit through it a least 5 times just to be sure how bad it was. 😀

That's more thorough scouting than anything that would result in Lingard to Palace.

 

[Teddy Eagle]

Showgirls is an awful T and B movie. I had to sit through it a least 5 times just to be sure how bad it was. 😀

Such diligence is it's own reward.

 

[Teddy Eagle]

That's more thorough scouting than anything that would result in Lingard to Palace.

If he adds pole dancing to his list of achievements he'll have a better chance. Although he's more likely to take up Polish dancing.

 

[syd snot]

Have a care for the boy lads I mean it's a tough tough gig being Jesse Lingard eh.
Imagine waking every morning realising you are the biggest c*** on God's green earth and trying to cover it up.

 

[Runningman]

Harvey Elliott please

Not eligible to play for any other European based team. Can only stay at Villa, go back to Pool or go out on loan to a team based in another continent.

 

[Spindle]

And James Ward-Prowse who should be shot with sh!t on an hourly basis from now until the end of time.

Rat Boy, get it right

 

[chris123]

Not eligible to play for any other European based team. Can only stay at Villa, go back to Pool or go out on loan to a team based in another continent.

He can be bought presumably?