Jeffrey Schlupp

[PalazioVecchio]

To me ageing eyes he did appear a tad portly but I did not witness any large paunch.

Schlupp has been an admiral servant to the club, amassing nearly 250 appearances over 9 seasons.I wish him well.

Poxy food in Scotland. Schlupp got thinner.

 

[BromleyMonkey]

Poxy food in Scotland. Schlupp got thinner.

You would’ve thought as soon as he got up there he’d have been tucking into the deep fried Mars bars

 

[Teddy Eagle]

You would’ve thought as soon as he got up there he’d have been tucking into the deep fried Mars bars

Suspect a Munchy Box would be more up his street. If you don't know what one is a quick Google will reveal all but think instant weight gain and a massive thrombo.

 

[PalazioVecchio]

not very many jerk chicken shacks in Glasgow. Haggis ? Schlupp probably doesnt have time, what with all the efforts to understand the local brogue.

ah stop yar gurnin ya crebit wee wean and ate yer gumbies afor tha bairns 'n tha beasties dee 'em.

 

[BromleyMonkey]

Suspect a Munchy Box would be more up his street. If you don't know what one is a quick Google will reveal all but think instant weight gain and a massive thrombo.

I felt sick just looking at it 🤢

 

[Teddy Eagle]

I felt sick just looking at it 🤢

It's up there with Pizza Crunch as an alternative Dignitas.

 

[cryrst]

Suspect a Munchy Box would be more up his street. If you don't know what one is a quick Google will reveal all but think instant weight gain and a massive thrombo.

Geez that’s a lot of scrum 😋

 

[Teddy Eagle]

Geez that’s a lot of scrum 😋

Something that seems a reasonable idea when you're hog-whimpering steaming at midnight.

 

[cryrst]

Something that seems a reasonable idea when you're hog-whimpering steaming at midnight.

The best idea I reckon yum 👌

 

[Eaglecoops]

I must admit the kebab one I saw looked pretty good.

 

[cryrst]

Something that seems a reasonable idea when you're hog-whimpering steaming at midnight.

How much is one of these ted

 

[Teddy Eagle]

How much is one of these ted

They're about £15 - £20. Maybe cheaper in less salubrious establishments. No idea how much Pizza Crunch is (deep fried battered pizza) but it's replaced school dinners for lots of kids. It may be no coincidence that there are defibrillators on quite a few streets.
I take no responsibility for anyone venturing down this dubious path.

 

[JHB]

The real question is how it compares to a chicken parmo

 

[Teddy Eagle]

The real question is how it compares to a chicken parmo

Its more fusion cuisine. So called because you're stuck in the khazi after one.

 

[cryrst]

The real question is how it compares to a chicken parmo

I won’t Google that so please tell 😀

 

[Teddy Eagle]

I won’t Google that so please tell 😀

It's mainly a Middlesbrough thing.
It's breaded chicken covered in bechamel sauce with cheese on top and (I think) tomato sauce.
Smoggies swear by them.

 

[JHB]

It's mainly a Middlesbrough thing.
It's breaded chicken covered in bechamel sauce with cheese on top and (I think) tomato sauce.
Smoggies swear by them.

It’s actually quite tasty for the first bite or two. Once the cardiac arrest kicks in it loses its appeal