Has anyone ever won anything ?

[Houston Eagle]

Back in the day I won a crackerjack pencil (pen).

 

[ASCPFC]

Back in the day I won a crackerjack pencil (pen).

Did you smash a grape when you won it?

 

[Palace Old Geezer]

I received a message from the National Lottery the other day excitedly telling me I'd won a prize in the Euromillions draw.

Turned out to be £3.50.

 

[Part Time James]

When I was about 8, my school did a fancy dress contest where you had to come as a Greek God or Goddess. Being such a progressive wokester (or because I knew it'd help me win) I went as the Greek Goddess Athena. Sure enough, my mum's tablecloth, mop handle and flip flops nailed me first prize which was a selection box of chocolates worth at least a quid.

Despite this, I haven't found myself identifying as a Greek woman since then, nor have I set my pronouns to aftín/aftí

 

[Part Time James]

I received a message from the National Lottery the other day excitedly telling me I'd won a prize in the Euromillions draw.

Turned out to be £3.50.

£3.50 less in the pocket of Johnny Foreigner though

 

[Palace Old Geezer]

£3.50 less in the pocket of Johnny Foreigner though

I hope he suffers!

 

[Teddy Eagle]

When I was about 8, my school did a fancy dress contest where you had to come as a Greek God or Goddess. Being such a progressive wokester (or because I knew it'd help me win) I went as the Greek Goddess Athena. Sure enough, my mum's tablecloth, mop handle and flip flops nailed me first prize which was a selection box of chocolates worth at least a quid.

Despite this, I haven't found myself identifying as a Greek woman since then, nor have I set my pronouns to aftín/aftí

Should have gone as an Athena poster. The one of the bird scratching her arse would've won both the prize and a reputation.

 

[BromleyMonkey]

I received a message from the National Lottery the other day excitedly telling me I'd won a prize in the Euromillions draw.

Turned out to be £3.50.

I used to work nights and I used to get the e-mails telling me I’d won a prize in the middle of the night, trouble is the website was always unavailable over night, which was frustrating, I had to wait until the morning to check if I was a millionaire or not…….i never was

 

[BromleyMonkey]

Back in the day I won a crackerjack pencil (pen).

I was the proud owner of a blue Peter badge, I was on the show in the early 70’s playing keepy up in the background of a football feature

 

[Part Time James]

Should have gone as an Athena poster. The one of the bird scratching her arse would've won both the prize and a reputation.

I think at the age of 8 I assumed her itchy arse was problematic rather than delicious.

 

[eritheagle]

My late nan won 2 tickets to palace at my primary school fete in welling.

I went to my first game, a 1-1 draw with sheff utd, in may 1986 and that's why i have supported palace ever since!!

 

[Save Dwindlehurst]

Nearly 7k on the Postcode Lottery about 3 years ago. Had great delight in asking my neighbour while we were cutting the grass how much he’d won knowing full well he wasn’t in it 😬

 

[kingdowieonthewall]

I received a message from the National Lottery the other day excitedly telling me I'd won a prize in the Euromillions draw.

Turned out to be £3.50.

hope you pissed it up the wall on a half pint of good ale.. 🙂

 

[kingdowieonthewall]

My late nan won 2 tickets to palace at my primary school fete in welling.

I went to my first game, a 1-1 draw with sheff utd, in may 1986 and that's why i have supported palace ever since!!

lucky for you it wasnt shrewsbury..
if you know you know..

 

[Dogburger]

I won the meat raffle 5th prize , 4 pork chops and a pound of sausages in the Rising sun .

Not really a gambler though , just buy raffle tickets and suchlike

 

[Tyke Exile]

Didn’t we sign Brighty with lifeline money?

Pretty sure it was Geoff Thomas and maybe Neil Redfearn.

 

[Teddy Eagle]

I think at the age of 8 I assumed her itchy arse was problematic rather than delicious.

Sure. The old Farmer Giles can grief you something chronic.