Funny

[Stirlingsays]

 

[Teddy Eagle]

There's an Instagram clip of an American bloke sitting on his porch being approached by a female reporter.
- Would you mind answering a couple of questions for our survey?
- Of course. Sure.
- If you were on a bus and there were no seats available would you get up if a lady got on board?
- No.
- How about if a pregnant lady got on board?
- Not been then.
- Oh, how about if she was a senior citizen?
- Nope.
- Well, I think you're a very rude and disrespectful person. Who do you think you are?
- I'm a bus driver.

 

[beak]

I've always wanted to be a philosopher but the jobs just never seem to be advertised in the job centre. I can talk sh1t with the best of 'em. As witnessed on here.

And take the pee.Fully equiped i'd say. 😉 😈

 

[cryrst]

 

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