Only mad people would put a right footed winger on the right and a left footed one on the left. Mad, deranged, mentally ill, attention seeking loon-bags. Or perverts.
If Sage put wingers on their natural sides then before we knew where we were they'd be crossing the ball. Is that what you want? Is it?
People like you won't be happy until we end up with centre forwards heading the ball towards goal.
I for one pay my money to enjoy seeing wide players dribble infield into crowded defences time and time again, waiting with baited breath for the one time a year when one of them gets a decent shot off.
Put the wingers on their proper sides indeed.... What next?..
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