Feckers with big noses

[Rudi Hedman]

That's a really small head and face, with a normal nose.

It’s a Toucan nose.

 

[Willo]

I recall a gentleman who used to imbibe in a local Public House I used to visit from time to time back in the mists of time.
He certainly had a protruding nose and he was known as 'Big nose Ben'.

 

[RubinsCube]

Ex Villa midfielder Gordon Cowans. Almost needed two slots on the 1988 Villa Panini Sticker Album team page to display the full spread.

 

[Teddy Eagle]

Ex Villa midfielder Gordon Cowans. Almost needed two slots on the 1988 Villa Panini Sticker Album team page to display the full spread.

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Looks like Mike Tyson's sparring partner after a bad week at work.

 

[Forest Hillbilly]

Ex Villa midfielder Gordon Cowans. Almost needed two slots on the 1988 Villa Panini Sticker Album team page to display the full spread.

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Gordon Cowans. Makes John Merrick look like an imposter to the herd.

 

[ex hibitionist]

Fallon Sherrock has a distinctly unfair advantage over her dart-playing rivals in that she can use her hooter as a sighter. But her gigantic schnozel does not render her unattractive imho.

 

[ASCPFC]

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Fallon Sherrock has a distinctly unfair advantage over her dart-playing rivals in that she can use her hooter as a sighter. But her gigantic schnozel does not render her unattractive imho.

She wears those darts tops, spends hours in the pub and can probably beat you at pool and darts. What's not to like?

 

[ASCPFC]

Ex Villa midfielder Gordon Cowans. Almost needed two slots on the 1988 Villa Panini Sticker Album team page to display the full spread.

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Pictures of Putin are probably more appropriate in News/Politics.

 

[Willo]

Ex Villa midfielder Gordon Cowans. Almost needed two slots on the 1988 Villa Panini Sticker Album team page to display the full spread.

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Poor 'Sid' is now in a nursing home suffering with dementia.
The last time I saw him was about 9 or 10 years ago in the 'Horse & Jockey' in Lichfield.

 

[ex hibitionist]

She wears those darts tops, spends hours in the pub and can probably beat you at pool and darts. What's not to like?

I reckon I'd have her at bar billiards though watching her bending over the table to play shots would be very distracting, almost cheating. I might be tempted to let her win if it kept her sweet.

 

[PalazioVecchio]

https://www.fantasyflightgames.com/en/news/2016/7/27/the-extraordinary-adventures-of-baron-munchausen/

 

[ASCPFC]

I reckon I'd have her at bar billiards though watching her bending over the table to play shots would be very distracting, almost cheating. I might be tempted to let her win if it kept her sweet.

You could do a forfeit if you lose.

 

[Teddy Eagle]

You could do a forfeit if you lose.

Middle for diddle.

 

[ex hibitionist]

Is there such a thing as nasal sex?

 

[Teddy Eagle]

Is there such a thing as nasal sex?

Yes but there's a whiff of the unpleasant about it.

 

[BromleyMonkey]

Is there such a thing as nasal sex?

Who nose? 🤔

 

[ASCPFC]

I presume Scott Parker has a big nose? He's even given the English language a slang name for nosey people.

 

[ASCPFC]

Is there such a thing as nasal sex?

I knew there was something. Not sure anybody else wants to know but there you go.

Urban Dictionary: Brown-nose

brown nose: where one [sticks] his/her [nose up] twos arse for twos [sexual pleasure].

www.urbandictionary.com

 

[Teddy Eagle]

I knew there was something. Not sure anybody else wants to know but there you go.

Urban Dictionary: Brown-nose

brown nose: where one [sticks] his/her [nose up] twos arse for twos [sexual pleasure].

www.urbandictionary.com

And another thread comes to a juddering halt.

 

[ex hibitionist]

not necessarily, nostril penetration could be explored though only ones that are particularly flared