Feckers with a name that reminds you of food

[BromleyMonkey]

Paul Warburton……actually it was Warhurst, but what’s a hurst among friends

 

[ASCPFC]

Bruno Mars
Mrs Snickers
Alan Toblerone

 

[RubinsCube]

Cricketer…..Graham Onions

I was waiting for the "seasoned openers" who "pepper the boundary" commentary when Phil Salt and Phil Mustard were knocking around the England white ball team, but disappointingly I never saw them play in the same team.

 

[Teddy Eagle]

I was waiting for the "seasoned openers" who "pepper the boundary" commentary when Phil Salt and Phil Mustard were knocking around the England white ball team, but disappointingly I never saw them play in the same team.

Three or four years ago there was a T20 game where Phil Salt stumped Michael Pepper.
Not quite up there with "The bowler's Holding the batsman's Willey".