Feckers who lived longer than expected, perhaps surprisingly

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either...
a) got very elderly
or
b) defied some powerful and dangerous enemies. Or deadly circumstances.

NAMED FECKERS

1. Keith Richards, 82 druggy supremo

2. David Attenborough....99, amazed he never got impaled by an impala.

3. Leon Trotsky......on a Mexican sabbatical from Russian politics. 'He got an ice pick, that made his ears burn'

4. Winston Churchill..........chain smoking p1.sshead. Imperialist Racist Warmonger. 90 years.

5. Fidel Castro.....many failed assassination attempts. Cigar Smoker. 90 years.

6. Shaun Ryder......singer for Happy Mondays, one of the most suicidal bands in history.

7. Harry Houdini.....he played Russian Roulette many times a day. Got to age 52.

8. the wife of Peter Sutcliffe, Yorkshire Ripper......a warm loving relationship with a monster.

9. Pol Pot.....leader of the most murderous regime in history. Died 1998 at age 72.

10. Jimmy Savile...84 , even the cigars didnt get him. Never mind an enraged family member.

GENERAL CLASSES OF FECKER


1. A small cohort of the German Army that surrendered at Stalingrad. After a few decades at the Gulags, some of them returned back to Germany. Albeit a tiny proportion, but still surprising.

2. The very significant numbers of operatives exposed to the very worst of Chernobyl. Still alive many decades later. Including the lying bully fecker who was boss of the control room that evening.

What others ?
 
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I noticed Dick van Dyke is still alive. 99 I believe. You'd think the soot from being a chimney sweep might have killed the poor bugger. Plus, being a poor cockney from the East End tenements, you would think his life expectancy would be far lower. Must be the jellied eels.
 
ASCPFC said:
I noticed Dick van Dyke is still alive. 99 I believe. You'd think the soot from being a chimney sweep might have killed the poor bugger. Plus, being a poor cockney from the East End tenements, you would think his life expectancy would be far lower. Must be the jellied eels.
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Did he visit your flue?
 
1. Salman Rushdie.......the long blonde hair and the boob-job must have been excellent value for money.

2. Donald Trump.......had he shifted only One inch to the right, it would have been more than his ear bleeding.

3. Pope John Paul II , caught 4 bullets in 1981, thereafter he lived to 2005 and got to age 84. Perhaps surprising, the fecker with the gun is also still alive and trying to meet up with new Popes.

4. Both Gerry Adams and Ian Paisley(88). The latter is alleged to having admitted to being protected at the highest levels of the Republican movement - and was actually held in very high esteem by his own Catholic constituents.

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Mehmet Ali Ağca - Wikipedia

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Idi Amin lived into his 70's in exile in Saudi Arabia in comfortable surrounds, unlike his political opponents in Uganda who were slaughtered in their thousands, with a fair bit of torture and racism thrown in.
 
Forest Hillbilly said:
Idi Amin lived into his 70's in exile in Saudi Arabia in comfortable surrounds, unlike his political opponents in Uganda who were slaughtered in their thousands, with a fair bit of torture and racism thrown in.
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Idi would have put Boris to shame. Cos Idi really couldn't remember how many kids he had. Its estimated at 43. But that's only guessing.

the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

www.theguardian.com

Big Daddy's boy: Idi Amin's son jailed in Britain over Somali gang murder

Murder trial reveals how one of Ugandan dictator's 43 children became embroiled in violent feud between African youths in UK.
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and another controversial politician with blood on his hands......who lived surprisingly long.

Mister WWI.....Kaiser Wilhelm II. died 1941, aged 82. Netherlands. Its not only in medieval times that Kings scarpered when a War was not going as they wished. Leaving all the grunts to die in the mud.
 
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Clint Eastwood - I guess the punk was feeling lucky. Or licky when he bumped into Dennis Pennis.

Elisabeth Waldo - still around at the sprightly young age of 107 at the time of writing.
 
Captain Sir Tom Moore.
He must've dodged many a roller skate placed at the top of his stairs, judging by how desperately his daughter wanted to build that extension with the swimming pool.
 
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Captain Sir Tom Moore.
He must've dodged many a roller skate placed at the top of his stairs, judging by how desperately his daughter wanted to build that extension with the swimming pool.
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well he went on a luxury holiday during covid and caught covid, which eventually killed him, albeit he was 100.

Yes the daughter is absolutely horrible, as is her husband.
 
PalazioVecchio said:
1. Salman Rushdie.......the long blonde hair and the boob-job must have been excellent value for money.

2. Donald Trump.......had he shifted only One inch to the right, it would have been more than his ear bleeding.

3. Pope John Paul II , caught 4 bullets in 1981, thereafter he lived to 2005 and got to age 84. Perhaps surprising, the fecker with the gun is also still alive and trying to meet up with new Popes.

4. Both Gerry Adams and Ian Paisley(88). The latter is alleged to having admitted to being protected at the highest levels of the Republican movement - and was actually held in very high esteem by his own Catholic constituents.

en.wikipedia.org

Mehmet Ali Ağca - Wikipedia

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Still rumours that was a set up. However, as he lives on a diet of McDonalds and is obese he is a heart attack waiting to happen.
 
Cant believe Tom Waits has got to 75, Methuselah did well, 969 🙄

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