Everton Predictions

[Eagleman13]

Have they won yet?

They have lost the last 4 opening day matches & are on a 7 game without winning, as are we.

So, 2-1 Everton(especially with no Sarr)

 

[chris123]

Happy with a point

Need to see the highlights first but very disappointing start

 

[DenTyler]

I predict we will start well, miss a hatful of chances then get hit with a goal against the run of play. We will the go into our shell. After the break, Everton will score a second and that will be game over. We will misplace passes and miss chances and generally not look like a team at all.

 

[pssguy]

Thank god it's another year+ before we go to the Incest stadium

 

[BromleyMonkey]

a comfortable 2-0 win for Everton

I’ll just drop this here like a dry turd

When do I get my prize?

 

[mtp1958]

I’ll just drop this here like a dry turd

When do I get my prize?

When do I get my prize when do I get my prize , don't you know we're in a crisis , and all you want is your prize , well Mr clever clogs smarty pants , cheque in the post

 

[park the bus]

Home win 2-0

Yes, highly predictable.

 

[Part Time James]

7-6 win to Palace.

6 down at HT due to a few defensive blunders and bad luck. Second half we bring on Drakes-Thomas who nets a triple brace (half dozen/double hattrick/30 shillings). Happy with the draw Everton start playing a bit of keep ball only for Dean Henderson to rush into midfield and take the ball on mazy run. Of course, he suddenly remembers he's a goalie and this has all got a bit fantastical so he just plays the ball out for a 96th minute throw. A dopey linesman, too reliant on VAR doesn't spot the ball come back off an advertising board at a rather alarming pace, eventually tucking under the second choice England goalie into the net. Credit Henderson. Deano refuses to accept the goal shouldn't have been given.

This aged badly.

 

[ASCPFC]

This aged badly.

Better luck next time.

 

[Part Time James]

Better luck next time.

I need to be a bit more open minded.