Dodgy merchandise

[BromleyMonkey]

While searching for a few bits and pieces of fa cup winning merch, I came across this abortion, now I’ve seen some rubbish popping up, but I’d like to know on this mug, who these strange people are masquerading as palace players and manager are? And what is that all blue kit? 🤣
Wrong answers only 🤣🤣

 

[ASCPFC]

The goalie is Judd Trump.

 

[chris123]

Definitely Ivanka.

 

[BromleyMonkey]

The one under our keeper Judd Trump is surely Michael Dawson

 

[ASCPFC]

It's so bad that I presume it's officially licensed and available in the club shop.

 

[Teddy Eagle]

The one under our keeper Judd Trump is surely Michael Dawson

And Isaac Hayes seems to have snuck in beneath them too.

 

[n wales eagles]

Order now 50%tariff Friday

 

[BromleyMonkey]

It's so bad that I presume it's officially licensed and available in the club shop.

They know the tourists will buy any old crap, so you’re probably right 🤣

 

[EagleEddie]

There must be one with John Terry in a Palace kit lifting our trophy.

 

[BromleyMonkey]

The black fella next to Judd Trump in the blue kit could pass as Maxine LaCroix I suppose, when he was about 12 years old

 

[ASCPFC]

The black fella next to Judd Trump in the blue kit could pass as Maxine LaCroix I suppose, when he was about 12 years old

The best one is the manager. He looks like a guy from Yorkshire Tea. Maybe they all are.

 

[becky]

The half-a-face on the far right is presumably supposed to be Ebs but looks more like Wilf......

 

[ASCPFC]

The half-a-face on the far right is presumably supposed to be Ebs but looks more like Wilf......

It's like the Hi-di-Hi look alike competition.

 

[becky]

It's like the Hi-di-Hi look alike competition.

Well, saying that...... the goalie and the bloke under his right armpit look to be the same person, but with the face a bit more 'stretched' in the bigger picture (goalie), and both of them look like one half of the Righteous Brothers (or do I mean the Everley Brothers)? 😕

 

[Teddy Eagle]

There must be one with John Terry in a Palace kit lifting our trophy.

Or lifting someone's watch and wallet.

 

[BromleyMonkey]

The best one is the manager. He looks like a guy from Yorkshire Tea. Maybe they all are.

I thought he looked like one of the full Monty fella’s 🤣

 

[Teddy Eagle]

The best one is the manager. He looks like a guy from Yorkshire Tea. Maybe they all are.

Looks like someone has confused him with Christoph Waltz.

 

[Penge Eagle]

I keep getting fake home shirts from China pop up on my Instagram feed. Has anyone bought one?

 

[esox lucius]

I keep getting fake home shirts from China pop up on my Instagram feed. Has anyone bought one?

Guy who sits next to me had one on at the Wolves game, said he paid about £25 inc p&p. We compared it with a genuine shirt a young lad who sits in front of us had on, have to say we couldn’t tell any difference.

 

[Teddy Eagle]

I keep getting fake home shirts from China pop up on my Instagram feed. Has anyone bought one?

No. I'd only want another one an hour later.