Death List 2025

Trump.

John Cleese

Ghislaine Maxwell

Tommy Robinson

Biden

Paul Gascoigne

jayzus, i scored zero points last year. I guess i would include the same lot again. plus....

- Woody Allen
- Noam Chomsky
- Shaun Ryder

- Russel Brand
- Simon Webb....'History Debunked'
- The Caliph Charles III

- Sadiq Khan....contracting a condition related to the poor air-quality of London.
- Dolly Parton
- one of either Robert de Niro or Al Pacino

- Greta Thunberg....tragic accident
- Alex Ferguson
- John Major

- Billy Connolly
- Ken Livingston

- Lance Armstrong....heart attack
- Gerry Adams......natural causes
- Harry Rednapp

- David Attenborough......shot by a jealous young husband who caught David in bed with his 22 year old wife.
- Clint Eastwood

- a ton of urban yoof in London, stabbed.
 
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i predict the World will lose one Beatle fairly soon. Both ancient, twice the probability of a day of headline news. Triple if you include serial moaner and hanger-on Pete Best. And super high probability if you include the 92 year old Yoko Ono.

and / or

Somebody from Fawlty Towers or Monty Python.

and/or

Black Adder celebrities

i got all that wrong too. Added in for 2026.

...plus one of the remaining original Stranglers.....although the Touring Stranglers, will become a Tribute band and continue on forever.

one of ABBA....probably the fit one with the nice @rse. Not the controversial bird who looks like an EU politician and never gets onto a pop-poster in a kibbutz.
 
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jayzus, i scored zero points last year. I guess i would include the same lot again. plus....

- Woody Allen
- Noam Chomsky
- Shaun Ryder

- Russel Brand
- Simon Webb....'History Debunked'
- The Caliph Charles III

- Sadiq Khan
- Dolly Parton
- one of either Robert de Niro or Al Pacino

- Greta Thunberg....tragic accident
- Alex Ferguson
- John Major

- Billy Connolly
- Ken Livingston

- Lance Armstrong....heart attack
- Gerry Adams......natural causes
- Harry Rednapp

- David Attenborough......shot by a jealous young husband who caught David in bed with his 22 year old wife.
- Clint Eastwood

- a ton of urban yoof in London, stabbed.
You don’t even read the stabbys any more. Super injunctions on black kids killing black kids I guess.
 
You don’t even read the stabbys any more. Super injunctions on black kids killing black kids I guess.

some news-stories are very difficult to silence.......

The 2026 death-list is only really going to show improvements if our leaders show commitment to make tough decisions, to lead, and, pardon the pun....to make sacrifices.



 
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Cliff Richard
David Jason

... when the truth will finally come out
 
an edit on my incorrect comments yesterday. Last year i predicted "somebody from Fawlty Towers would die".....and was correct. Prunella Scales. well it was hardly rocket science...they are all ancient now.

certainly ABBA is heading for a cropper ? and Pink Floyd are probably due another one to bite the dust. Oh, and did i mention Queen ?
Including Yoko, we have 4 Beatles still alive....the loser drummer, Ringo and mr perky eyed elf. Defo all an endangered species.

And a Monty Python member including Billy Connolly who made a cameo in the Holy Grail.
 
Keith Richards passed away years ago, it's just that no one has told him he's dead. 😀
David Attenborough is actually only an AI hologram. A bit like the girlfriend of Ryan Gosling in Blade Runner. But without the cute body and the self-deprecating nature. 1's and 0's. We have already seen recent programmes with him holding out his hand while tiny virtual AI dinosaur birds stand on it.

The DNA David probably disappeared when working as boss of the BBC ? There were rumours He was extincted by the angry parent of a toddler who had met Jim.

another one for the Death List.................Nick Fuentes. Young, healthy, and got a big gobby mouth on him.
 

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