Chuck Norris

[Forest Hillbilly]

DEAD at 86

Action movie star Chuck Norris has died aged 86, his family says

Norris starred in TV series Walker, Texas Ranger and films including The Way Of The Dragon.

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[kingdowieonthewall]

the best.
RIP.

 

[Nutmegyeti]

RIP.

Rumour has it he died wearing Julian Speroni pyjamas.

Another genuine legend gone.

 

[georgenorman]

Never heard of him.

 

[cryrst]

Never heard of him.

Of course you haven’t 😂

 

[Jacey]

RIP Chuck,a true American hero!!
In his early life served in USAF during the Korean War.
Gained black belts in karate, judo and other martial arts,apparently winning World Championship in karate before becoming an actor on the advice of Steve McQueen,who he trained alongside many other Hollywood stars.

 

[Hrolf The Ganger]

Good at fighting. Terrible actor.

Even Chuck couldn't defeat death. He was our last hope.

 

[Daddyorc]

I used to love the Chuck Norris jokes about 15 years ago. Some here:

Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity… twice.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

Chuck Norris never retreats; He just attacks in the opposite direction.

Chuck Norris can speak Braille.

Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.

The dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.

Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris undies.

Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.

 

[Daddyorc]

My other favourite (and appropriate now):

Chuck Norris and god are playing poker, god looks at his cards and says "I bet all of my creatures, the earth the heavens and all of space."

Chuck Norris doesn't even look at his cards... "raise"

 

[Teddy Eagle]

It's safe to assume no conventional weapons were involved.

 

[georgenorman]

Never heard of him.

It's true, I haven't.

 

[Eagleman13]

It's true, I haven't.

He was in Way of the Dragon with Bruce Lee & Walker, Texas Ranger.

 

[Nicholas91]

My other favourite (and appropriate now):

Chuck Norris and god are playing poker, god looks at his cards and says "I bet all of my creatures, the earth the heavens and all of space."

Chuck Norris doesn't even look at his cards... "raise"

My favourite:

When Chuck Norries goes into water, he doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris.

 

[georgenorman]

He was in Way of the Dragon with Bruce Lee & Walker, Texas Ranger.

That's probably why I haven't heard of him, not my taste in films at all.

 

[chris123]

We had our own Norris, between the wars Fred inside forward, courtesy of Google obviously we have him listed but not his position.

 

[PalazioVecchio]

Chuck Norris was likeable cos his movies were mostly awful but he never lost his sense of humour.

 

[Teddy Eagle]

Chuck Norris was likeable cos his movies were mostly awful but he never lost his sense of humour.

Possibly easier when you know you could knock seven skittles of sh1t out of any critic who went for your films too badly.

 

[ASCPFC]

I'm not willing to believe that Chuck Norris can ever die.

 

[Teddy Eagle]

I'm not willing to believe that Chuck Norris can ever die.

Nor was Death who left his scythe at home and turned up with a lolly stick.

 

[ASCPFC]

Nor was Death who left his scythe at home and turned up with a lolly stick.

His ultimate nemesis.