Brighton Fans

[PatFromSouthCarolina]

I was at my local grocery store this morning wearing my Palace FA Cup jersey, and I ran into a fellow wearing a Brighton kit. This is the first time I have encountered a real life Brighton fan in the wild.

Given that I live in small town America, it is likely that I will cross paths with this guy again. Do I treat him like a normal person? Can they be trusted? Are we allowed to be friends? Any advice would be appreciated.

 

[syd snot]

Stay away from this vermin, it could cause you mortal damage if you look into its eyes or try to utter a word.
Mark my words IT CANNOT BE TRUSTED!

 

[Save Dwindlehurst]

I was at my local grocery store this morning wearing my Palace FA Cup jersey, and I ran into a fellow wearing a Brighton kit. This is the first time I have encountered a real life Brighton fan in the wild.

Given that I live in small town America, it is likely that I will cross paths with this guy again. Do I treat him like a normal person? Can they be trusted? Are we allowed to be friends? Any advice would be appreciated.

If you see him again you should burst into the ‘The famous Alan Mullery went to Rome to see the Pope’ song. That’ll scare him off 😬. Full song available on request.

 

[Eagle-Trucker]

Did you go into a gay bar by accident by any chance ? Also check your wallet . They are the scum of the earth ( and Milwall) . Next time you see him just say hello Nigel , and bless yourself .