Balloons on Saturday

[ASCPFC]

Where do streakers get changed? Do they turn up naked? Or do they strip? How come the stewards don't notice someone clumsily climbing out of their chinos?

Cut your clothes in half and stick the two halves together with Velcro. Just make sure you put the Velcro in comfortable and convenient places.
Also avoid Velcro that is either too strong or too weak. Too weak and your balls will be hanging out on the Tube and people will find more ways to avoid you.
Too strong and you'll be trying to rip your clothes off but end up giving yourself something akin to carpet burns.

 

[BromleyMonkey]

Where do streakers get changed? Do they turn up naked? Or do they strip? How come the stewards don't notice someone clumsily climbing out of their chinos?

Remember the one at a home game with Charlton back in the 90’s? He’d been sitting on a freezing cold plastic seat for so long before he through his coat off and made his move, his arse was glowing bright red🤣

 

[BromleyMonkey]

I'll smuggle the balloons in inside my drugs.

I’m glad someone is sensible and thought about taking some paracetamol

 

[ASCPFC]

Remember the one at a home game with Charlton back in the 90’s? He’d been sitting on a freezing cold plastic seat for so long before he through his coat off and made his move, his arse was glowing bright red🤣

You will not do yourself any justice on a cold day.

 

[ASCPFC]

I’m glad someone is sensible and thought about taking some paracetamol

"Headache my dear? Oh well, there's a fast acting paracetamol in my pocket".

 

[palace_in_frogland]

Where do streakers get changed? Do they turn up naked? Or do they strip? How come the stewards don't notice someone clumsily climbing out of their chinos?

What have you got in mind PTJ?

Should I bring a telephoto lens with me?

😱

 

[Part Time James]

More answers than I expected. No streaking from me though, security might find my balloons.

 

[ASCPFC]

More answers than I expected. No streaking from me though, security might find my balloons.

No security is that thorough.

 

[BromleyMonkey]

No security is that thorough.

Indeed, my GP is though 😳😅

 

[Part Time James]

Indeed, my GP is though 😳😅

Your GP found your balloons? Was the feedback largely positive?

 

[BromleyMonkey]

Your GP found your balloons? Was the feedback largely positive?

He did seem to have a good old rummage down there